{"id":8650,"date":"2002-08-31T14:41:19","date_gmt":"2002-08-31T19:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/08\/31\/i-couldnt-make-this-up-if-i-tried\/"},"modified":"2002-08-31T14:41:19","modified_gmt":"2002-08-31T19:41:19","slug":"i-couldnt-make-this-up-if-i-tried","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/08\/i-couldnt-make-this-up-if-i-tried\/","title":{"rendered":"I couldn&#039;t make this up if I tried"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"articles\">Leafy Lovely Makes Trek From<br \/>\nUS to South Africa<\/p>\n<p>Cape Town \ufffd Wearing nothing but strategically placed<br \/>\nlettuce leaves and holding a poster that reads, \ufffdGo Vegetarian\ufffd, People for the<br \/>\nEthical Treatment of Animals\ufffd (PETA) sexy Lettuce Lady will pass out free<br \/>\nsamples of delicious vegetarian sausages and burgers (compliments of Fry\ufffds<br \/>\nSpecial) to Cape Town\ufffds hungry lunchtime crowd.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Thanks to Victor Lams for his animal rights <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.victorlams.com\/etc\/2002_08_01_etcarchive.html#80956828\">comment<\/a><br \/>\nwhich reminded me to go back to the (unintentionally) funniest site on the web<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.peta.org\">peta.org<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leafy Lovely Makes Trek From US to South Africa Cape Town \ufffd Wearing nothing but strategically placed lettuce leaves and holding a poster that reads, \ufffdGo Vegetarian\ufffd, People for the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}