{"id":8521,"date":"2003-01-14T23:49:02","date_gmt":"2003-01-15T04:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/01\/14\/i-wonder-what-his-first-words-will-be\/"},"modified":"2003-01-14T23:49:02","modified_gmt":"2003-01-15T04:49:02","slug":"i-wonder-what-his-first-words-will-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/01\/i-wonder-what-his-first-words-will-be\/","title":{"rendered":"I wonder what his first words will be?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=#3333ff>Blanche Skelton was feeding her baby when she heard<br \/>\nsomething besides the soothing sound of ocean waves coming from a toy attached<br \/>\nto the crib. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>It was saying, &#8220;I hate you.&#8221; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>After asking her husband, her parents-in-law, and<br \/>\neveryone else in the home east of Hazel Dell, they were convinced. The toy was<br \/>\ndefinitely, albeit quietly, saying &#8220;I hate you.&#8221; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>Blanche&#8217;s 6-month-old son, Alex, got the toy as a<br \/>\nChristmas present. It makes soothing sounds and music for baby to fall asleep<br \/>\nto, with an illuminated picture of a cartoon-style aquarium on the front.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>But in between the white noise of ocean waves, a tiny<br \/>\nbabyish voice pipes up with childhood angst. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>Made in China, the toy was sold by Wal-Mart and carries<br \/>\nthe Kid Connection brand, which is a store brand. [<a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.columbian.com\/01112003\/front_pa\/1253.html\">Full<br \/>\nStory<\/a>]<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blanche Skelton was feeding her baby when she heard something besides the soothing sound of ocean waves coming from a toy attached to the crib. It was saying, &#8220;I hate&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}