{"id":8503,"date":"2003-01-07T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-08T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/1969\/12\/31\/student-essay-bloopers\/"},"modified":"2003-01-07T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-08T00:00:00","slug":"student-essay-bloopers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/01\/student-essay-bloopers\/","title":{"rendered":"Student Essay Bloopers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=#3333ff>&#8230;The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the<br \/>\nfirst book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple<br \/>\ntree. One of their children, Cain, asked &#8220;Am I my brother&#8217;s son?&#8221; God asked<br \/>\nAbraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his<br \/>\nbrother&#8217;s birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be<br \/>\npartiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob&#8217;s sons, Joseph, gave<br \/>\nrefuse to the Israelites. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=#3333ff>Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without<br \/>\nstraw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is<br \/>\nbread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide<br \/>\nto get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the<br \/>\nliar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical<br \/>\ntimes. Solomon, one of David&#8217;s sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.<\/font><br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.shalomjerusalem.com\/funny\/funny6.htm\" target=_blank>Many<br \/>\nmore student essay bloopers<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>There is a good reason they call it &#8220;Outcome based education&#8221; instead of<br \/>\n&#8220;Income based education,&#8221; you are guaranteed not to learn anything that will<br \/>\nlead to an income.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}