{"id":8457,"date":"2002-12-23T17:50:16","date_gmt":"2002-12-23T22:50:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/12\/23\/my-soul-feels-minty-fresh\/"},"modified":"2002-12-23T17:50:16","modified_gmt":"2002-12-23T22:50:16","slug":"my-soul-feels-minty-fresh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/12\/my-soul-feels-minty-fresh\/","title":{"rendered":"My soul feels minty fresh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from confession and I have been reflecting on the awesomeness<br \/>\nof this sacrament. I watched The Simpsons episode last night where Homer<br \/>\naccidentally burns down the church and Mr.Burns introduces Madison Avenue type<br \/>\ncommercialization. You might wonder how I jumped from confession to The<br \/>\nSimpsons, well my mind often takes strange turns and I thought of how Madison<br \/>\nAvenue might promote confession.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Got Sin?\n<li>Want to be forgiven? Then it&#8217;s time to get <a\nhref=\"http:\/\/www.bartleby.com\/61\/60\/S0376000.html\" target=_blank>shriven<\/a>.\n<li>Think and repent inside the box.\n<li>Your sins you spill right through the grill.\n<li>Reconciliation &#8211; new and improved name but still provides the same<br \/>\ncleaning power. Guaranteed to forgive all contritely confessed sins or your<br \/>\nmoney back. For those hard to reach spots try &#8220;Prayer and Fasting!&#8221;<br \/>Legal<br \/>\nDisclaimer: Offer only applies with validly ordained priests with faculties<br \/>\nfrom their Bishops. Current offer does not include temporal punishments due to<br \/>\nsin. See your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scborromeo.org\/ccc.htm\"\ntarget=_blank>CCC<\/a> for details. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from confession and I have been reflecting on the awesomeness of this sacrament. I watched The Simpsons episode last night where Homer accidentally burns down the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}