{"id":8407,"date":"2002-12-04T17:16:58","date_gmt":"2002-12-04T22:16:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2002\/12\/04\/gangsta-rapture\/"},"modified":"2002-12-04T17:16:58","modified_gmt":"2002-12-04T22:16:58","slug":"gangsta-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2002\/12\/gangsta-rapture\/","title":{"rendered":"Gangsta Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We preach the theology of John Darby<br \/>A lawyer from the late nineteenth<br \/>\ncentury<\/p>\n<p>Dogmatically defined in the Scofield Bible<br \/>Footnotes trumped text in the<br \/>\nGospel<\/p>\n<p>Isolating the text from Thessalonian four<br \/>Mark 13, Matthews 24, &amp; 2<br \/>\nThes just ignore<\/p>\n<p>The Pope be the ho of Babylon<br \/>Some punk bust a cap in him at the<br \/>\nVatican<\/p>\n<p>Making up a title is from our bag of trixs<br \/>So we can assign to him six six<br \/>\nsix<\/p>\n<p>Catholic bashing throughout all our books<br \/>Just don&#8217;t give our theology a<br \/>\ncloser look<\/p>\n<p>Da prose is bad and not well done<br \/>Compares to the acting of Kirk<br \/>\nCameron<\/p>\n<p>In fact the style of Jerry Jenkins<br \/>To be blunt is absolutely stinkin<\/p>\n<p>Pre mill, post mill, we made a mill<br \/>Mo money just flowin outta the<br \/>\ntill<\/p>\n<p>Sending your hearts into fibrillation<br \/>Preaching the false<br \/>\ntribulation<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We preach the theology of John DarbyA lawyer from the late nineteenth century Dogmatically defined in the Scofield BibleFootnotes trumped text in the Gospel Isolating the text from Thessalonian fourMark&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}