{"id":8316,"date":"2003-05-08T20:49:38","date_gmt":"2003-05-09T01:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/05\/08\/futurama-quip\/"},"modified":"2003-05-08T20:49:38","modified_gmt":"2003-05-09T01:49:38","slug":"futurama-quip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/05\/futurama-quip\/","title":{"rendered":"Futurama quip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvcentral.com.ar\/futurama\/personajes\/farnsworth.jpg\" width=\"190\" height=\"142\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">On Futurama last night Farnsworth is speaking to a group of protesters.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&#8220;Get off of my property&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">one of the protesters replies &#8220;You can&#8217;t <i>own<\/i> property.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Farnsworth replies &#8220;Yes I can, because I am not a penniless hippy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Thanks to Ellyn vonHuben of <a href=\"http:\/\/obhouse.blogspot.com\/\">Oblique House<\/a> for indirectly showing me where to get Futurama graphics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Futurama last night Farnsworth is speaking to a group of protesters. &#8220;Get off of my property&#8221; one of the protesters replies &#8220;You can&#8217;t own property.&#8221; Farnsworth replies &#8220;Yes I&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}