{"id":8312,"date":"2003-05-09T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/1969\/12\/31\/liturgical-relief\/"},"modified":"2003-05-09T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-10T00:00:00","slug":"liturgical-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/05\/liturgical-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"Liturgical Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"15%\" border=\"1\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/pepto.jpg\" width=\"162\" height=\"425\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p class=\"post\">Dale Price of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dprice.blogspot.com\/\">Dyspeptic Mutterings<\/a> wrote:<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Evidently, Pepto Bismol comes in Industrial Strength. That&#8217;s the only explanation<br \/>\nfor Jeff Miller&#8217;s astonishing intestinal fortitude as he worked his way through<br \/>\nthe photographs and program for this year&#8217;s Religious Education Conference<br \/>\nsponsored by the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">in relation to this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/archives\/003100.php#003100\">post<\/a> below.<\/p>\n<p>Well normally I don&#8217;t give away trade secrets for how to blog on liturgical<br \/>\nissues, but I will make an exception this time.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Homilies giving you gas pains? Liturgical dancing making<br \/>\nyou dizzy. Inclusive language making you queasy? Can&#8217;t stomach the heresies?<br \/>\nFeed up with the innovations?<br \/>\nMusic making you nauseated? Then this product with you in mind has been<br \/>\ncreated. Now in regular and maximum strength for those in-your-face progressive<br \/>\nparishes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Just take an hour before Mass and this product is guaranteed to keep you on<br \/>\nyour feet (especially since they removed the kneelers). <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Also try our latest product, Alka-Psalter for those gut-wrenching ICEL translations.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">*Product should be taken with plenty of dogma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dale Price of Dyspeptic Mutterings wrote: Evidently, Pepto Bismol comes in Industrial Strength. That&#8217;s the only explanation for Jeff Miller&#8217;s astonishing intestinal fortitude as he worked his way through the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}