{"id":8295,"date":"2003-04-29T19:49:46","date_gmt":"2003-04-30T00:49:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/04\/29\/heretical-hymns-2\/"},"modified":"2003-04-29T19:49:46","modified_gmt":"2003-04-30T00:49:46","slug":"heretical-hymns-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/04\/heretical-hymns-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Heretical Hymns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Victor Lams <a href=\"http:\/\/www.victorlams.com\/etc\/2003_04_01_etcarchive.html#93459807\">posts<\/a> about infiltrating the liturgical complex by writing outlandishly heretical hymns that will be snapped up by music publishers and then slowly trying to introduce real music.  He has some very funny possible hymn titles of which I have put the words to one of them:<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><b>I Am The Resurrection Muffin<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">For the poor, the sad the downtrodden<br \/>\nLook to me the Resurrection Muffin<br \/>\nNo half-baked theology for you or me<br \/>\nI am fully cooked plainly you can see<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Chorus:<br \/>\nRepent deeply of all your sins<br \/>\nLook deeply upon the Resurrection Muffin<br \/>\nYour salvation now has truly began<br \/>\navailable in Banana Nut or Healthy Oat Bran<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Diversity in liturgy is no problem for me<br \/>\nYummy Chocolate Chip and also Blueberry<br \/>\nI am the true paschal pastry<br \/>\nEat of me and you will be set free<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Chorus:<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">All the best liturgists fully approve of me<br \/>\nChocked full of nuts like their liturgies<br \/>\nPop me right out of that muffin tin<br \/>\nEnjoy the life of the muffin within<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Chorus:<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And here is another offering sung to Here I am Lord, and if you don&#8217;t know the music that goes along with it &#8211; then count your blessings.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><b>Here I am, Bored<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Masses with guitar licks.<br \/>\nHeretical insipid fare.<br \/>\nLet me listen to you.<br \/>\nFill me with despair.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Here I am, bored.<br \/>\nHere I am.<br \/>\nMusic that is a disservice, here I am.<br \/>\nHere I am, bored.<br \/>\nHere I am.<br \/>\nMusic that is a disservice, here I am.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">This song is everlasting.<br \/>\nPop music of I tire.<br \/>\nA total tonal bleakness.<br \/>\nCouldn&#8217;t you all just retire?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Here I am, bored.<br \/>\nHere I am.<br \/>\nMusic that is a disservice, here I am.<br \/>\nHere I am, bored.<br \/>\nHere I am.<br \/>\nMusic that is a disservice, here I am.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Lyrics that are just plain dumb.<br \/>\nHear my cry for help.<br \/>\nHear me using these three words,<br \/>\nGregorian Chant Now!<br \/>\nHere I am, bored.<br \/>\nHere I am.<br \/>\nMusic that is a disservice, here I am.<br \/>\nHere I am, bored.<br \/>\nHere I am.<br \/>\nMusic that is a disservice, here I am.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Victor Lams posts about infiltrating the liturgical complex by writing outlandishly heretical hymns that will be snapped up by music publishers and then slowly trying to introduce real music. He&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14636,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8295\/revisions\/14636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}