{"id":8232,"date":"2003-04-08T13:58:48","date_gmt":"2003-04-08T18:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/04\/08\/delusional-diplomats\/"},"modified":"2003-04-08T13:58:48","modified_gmt":"2003-04-08T18:58:48","slug":"delusional-diplomats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/04\/delusional-diplomats\/","title":{"rendered":"Delusional Diplomats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">First we had Iraq&#8217;s Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf<br \/>\nsay that we weren&#8217;t in Baghdad, and now we have Egypt&#8217;s Ambassador Mohsen Khalil<br \/>\nsaying:<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&quot;Iraq will not be defeated&quot; in the war, Ambassador Mohsen Khalil<br \/>\ntold a news conference in Egypt. &quot;Iraq has now already achieved victory<br \/>\n&#8212; apart from some technicalities.&quot; <br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/littlegreenfootballs.com\/weblog\/?entry=6185_Arab_Fantasyland\">Via<br \/>\nLittle Green Footballs<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">(Insert mandatory joke about Denial being a river<br \/>\nin Egypt<br \/>\nhere) <\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">I think Monty Python might have a copyright infringement suit<br \/>\nto bring against the Arab world for blatantly ripping off one of their skits.<br \/>\nThe following is from Monty Python&#8217;s &quot;Holy Grail&quot; where King Arthur fights against<br \/>\nthe Black Knight. This picks up after Arthur has cut off both of his arms and<br \/>\none leg.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><span class=\"articles\">BLACK KNIGHT:  Come here! <br \/>\nARTHUR:  What are you going to do, bleed on me? <br \/>\nBLACK KNIGHT:  I&#8217;m invincible! <br \/>\nARTHUR:  You&#8217;re a looney. <br \/>\nBLACK KNIGHT:  The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. <br \/>\n[<em> whop<\/em> ]  [ <em>ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT&#8217;s last leg off<\/em> ]<br \/>\nBLACK KNIGHT:<br \/>\nOh? All right, we&#8217;ll call it a draw. <br \/>\nARTHUR:  Come, Patsy. <br \/>\nBLACK KNIGHT:  Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back<br \/>\nhere and take what&#8217;s coming to you. I&#8217;ll bite your legs off! <\/span><br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mwscomp.com\/movies\/grail\/grail-04.htm\">Script for this scene<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mwscomp.com\/movies\/grail\/inlines\/04_kn-3.jpg\" alt=\"King Arthur and Black Knight\" width=\"180\" height=\"120\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First we had Iraq&#8217;s Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf say that we weren&#8217;t in Baghdad, and now we have Egypt&#8217;s Ambassador Mohsen Khalil saying: &quot;Iraq will not be defeated&quot; in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punditry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}