{"id":8212,"date":"2003-04-02T13:49:11","date_gmt":"2003-04-02T18:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/04\/02\/i-feel-like-im-fixin-to-protest\/"},"modified":"2003-04-02T13:49:11","modified_gmt":"2003-04-02T18:49:11","slug":"i-feel-like-im-fixin-to-protest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/04\/i-feel-like-im-fixin-to-protest\/","title":{"rendered":"I Feel Like I&#039;m Fixin&#039; to Protest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Sung to Country Joe and the Fish&#8217;s &#8220;I-Feel-Like-I&rsquo;m-Fixin&rsquo;-to-Die Rag&#8221; as done at Woodstock<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Gimme an &#8220;F&#8221;! (F!)<br \/>\nGimme a &#8220;U&#8221;! (U!)<br \/>\nGimme an &#8220;E&#8221;! (E!)<br \/>\nGimme an &#8220;L&#8221;! (L!)<br \/>\nwhats that spell? (FUEL!)<br \/>\nwhats that spell? (FUEL!)<br \/>\nwhats that spell? (FUEL!)<br \/>\nwhats that spell? (FUEL!)\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Pour your Starbucks coffee down the drain, <br \/>\nUncle Sam is in Iraq again.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all about the oil flow,<br \/>\nWere just anarchists with no place to go.<br \/>\nSo put down your books and pick up a sign, <br \/>\nShouting and chanting to us is just fine.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And it&#8217;s one, two, three, <br \/>\nWhat are we protesting for? <br \/>\nDon&#8217;t ask me, I don&#8217;t have a clue, <br \/>\nNext stop is a city near you; <br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s five, six, seven, <br \/>\nOpen up the city gates, <br \/>\nWell there ain&#8217;t no time to wonder why, <br \/>\nWhoopee! we hold our signs up high.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Well, come on slackers, let&#8217;s move fast; <br \/>\nYour big chance has come at last. <br \/>\nGotta go out and wear hippie threads<br \/>\nBush and Cheney we all dread<br \/>\nDon&#8217; ask us why we didn&#8217;t protest Clinton,<br \/>\nJust bashing Bush is much more fun.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And it&#8217;s one, two, three, <br \/>\nWhat are we protesting for? <br \/>\nDon&#8217;t ask me, I don&#8217;t have a clue, <br \/>\nNext stop is a city near you; <br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s five, six, seven, <br \/>\nOpen up the city gates, <br \/>\nWell there ain&#8217;t no time to wonder why, <br \/>\nWhoopee! we hold our signs up high.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Huh! <\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Well, come on Berkeley, don&#8217;t move slow, <br \/>\nWhy man, there&#8217;s a march au-go-go. <br \/>\nWe hate those soldiers about to invade<br \/>\nBut we praise the one who tossed that grenade<br \/>\nWe use every persuasive and intelligent argument<br \/>\nLike staging a Die-in laying on the pavement.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And it&#8217;s one, two, three, <br \/>\nWhat are we protesting for? <br \/>\nDon&#8217;t ask me, I don&#8217;t have a clue, <br \/>\nNext stop is a city near you; <br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s five, six, seven, <br \/>\nOpen up the city gates, <br \/>\nWell there ain&#8217;t no time to wonder why, <br \/>\nWhoopee! we hold our signs up high.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Well, come on mothers it&#8217;s about oil you see, <br \/>\nDrive them to the march in your SUV <br \/>\nCome on fathers, don&#8217;t hesitate, <br \/>\nBush and Hitler go ahead and equate<br \/>\nSpreading peace by the traffic we block<br \/>\nAnother mindless sheep in the flock\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And it&#8217;s one, two, three, <br \/>\nWhat are we protesting for? <br \/>\nDon&#8217;t ask me, I don&#8217;t have a clue, <br \/>\nNext stop is a city near you; <br \/>\nAnd it&#8217;s five, six, seven, <br \/>\nOpen up the city gates, <br \/>\nWell there ain&#8217;t no time to wonder why, <br \/>\nWhoopee! we hold our signs up high.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sung to Country Joe and the Fish&#8217;s &#8220;I-Feel-Like-I&rsquo;m-Fixin&rsquo;-to-Die Rag&#8221; as done at Woodstock Gimme an &#8220;F&#8221;! (F!) Gimme a &#8220;U&#8221;! (U!) Gimme an &#8220;E&#8221;! (E!) Gimme an &#8220;L&#8221;! (L!) whats&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}