{"id":8168,"date":"2003-03-18T19:52:50","date_gmt":"2003-03-19T00:52:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/03\/18\/you-just-cant-make-stuff-like-this-up\/"},"modified":"2003-03-18T19:52:50","modified_gmt":"2003-03-19T00:52:50","slug":"you-just-cant-make-stuff-like-this-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/03\/you-just-cant-make-stuff-like-this-up\/","title":{"rendered":"You just can&#039;t make stuff like this up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"articles\">The Cameroon health minister has deemed it necessary to warn<br \/>\npeople that drinking urine may not be good for your health. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Urbain Olanguena Awono has even warned that those who advocate drinking urine<br \/>\nrisk prosecution. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">He was moved to speak after a wave of interest in &quot;urinotherapy&quot;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&#8230;But &quot;urinotherapists&quot; are sticking to<br \/>\ntheir beliefs that a glass<br \/>\nof urine a day keeps the doctor away. <\/p>\n<p><span class=\"articles\">&#8230;&quot;For several years now, I haven&#8217;t had a hair on my head, but since<br \/>\nI started drinking my urine, it&#8217;s started growing again &#8211; it&#8217;s quite extraordinary,&quot; the<br \/>\nFrench news agency, AFP, quoted an unnamed magistrate as saying. <\/span><br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/africa\/2847557.stm\">Full Story<\/a>]\n<\/p>\n<p>Well it might be a tough sell here in the US, but with the right ad campaign<br \/>\nand the right slogans the company might climb into he S&amp;Pee&#8217;s indices.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Tastes like a Whiz<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s the real thing<\/li>\n<li>Just like what the Dr. ordered (for your lab test)<\/li>\n<li>Things go better with Urine!<\/li>\n<li>The Un Cola<\/li>\n<li>The Choice of a New Urination<\/li>\n<li>Were No.1<\/li>\n<li>100% Recycled!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And if you invested in their stock and it was a hit then &quot;Urine the Money&quot;<br \/>\notherwise you will be piss poor.<\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t wait you can already order it online <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gonumber1.com\/\">here<\/a> or<br \/>\nfor those on the go in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xkms.org\/Testclear.com-1\/Real-Powdered-Urine.htm\">powdered<br \/>\nform<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Cameroon health minister has deemed it necessary to warn people that drinking urine may not be good for your health. Urbain Olanguena Awono has even warned that those who&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}