{"id":8148,"date":"2003-03-13T14:24:49","date_gmt":"2003-03-13T19:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/03\/13\/random-thoughts-5\/"},"modified":"2003-03-13T14:24:49","modified_gmt":"2003-03-13T19:24:49","slug":"random-thoughts-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/03\/random-thoughts-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Random Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Are Iraqi missiles powered by turban engines?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">If your mother&#8217;s sister frequently goes to church on the eve of a feast days and stays for the night can she be arrested as a vigil auntie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">If they crossed a liturgist with antibiotics do you end up with a GIRM resistant breed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are Iraqi missiles powered by turban engines? If your mother&#8217;s sister frequently goes to church on the eve of a feast days and stays for the night can she be&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}