{"id":8112,"date":"2003-03-01T13:50:43","date_gmt":"2003-03-01T18:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/03\/01\/george-michaels-new-song\/"},"modified":"2003-03-01T13:50:43","modified_gmt":"2003-03-01T18:50:43","slug":"george-michaels-new-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/03\/george-michaels-new-song\/","title":{"rendered":"George Michael's new song"},"content":{"rendered":"

George Michael has announced that he will record an anti-war
\nsong to demonstrate his feelings about a potential war with Iraq.
\n[Full
\nStory<\/a>] <\/p>\n

BAGHDAD (Reuters) – Iraq, in a new move to head off Washington’s threat of military action to make it disarm, holds talks on Sunday with U.N. weapons inspectors on VX and anthrax stocks it says it has destroyed.
\n[Full
\nStory<\/a>] <\/p>\n

I Want your VX<\/b>
\n(Sung to George Michael’s – I want your sex)<\/p>\n

There’s things that you guess
\nAnd things that you know
\nThere’s dictators that you can trust
\nAnd unelected rulers that you don’t
\nThere’s the little weapons we hide
\nAnd lying documents that we show
\nSometimes we think were gonna get away
\nBut you know the UN inspections is just bull <\/p>\n

I swear I won’t tease you
\nWon’t tell you no lies
\nI don’t got no WMDs
\nJust look in my murdering eyes
\nI’ve waited so long baby
\nNow that we’re friends
\nEvery man’s got his patience
\nAnd the UNs never ends<\/p>\n

I want your VX
\nI want you
\nI want your…..VX<\/p>\n

It’s playing on my mind
\nIt’s dancing on my soul
\nIt’s taken so much time
\nSo why don’t you just let me go
\nI’d really like to try
\nOh, I’d really love to know
\nHow many resolutions will pass by
\nThen I talk to Dan Rather and softballs he throws<\/p>\n

I swear I won’t tease you
\nWon’t tell you no lies
\nI don’t need no WMDs
\nJust look in my murdering eyes
\nI’ve waited so long Al-qaida
\nOut in the cold
\nI can’t take much more US
\nI’m losing control<\/p>\n

I want your VX
\nI want your anthrax
\nI want your…..VX<\/p>\n

It’s natural (from sheep)
\nIt’s chemical (let’s hide it)
\nIt’s biological
\nGenocidal (can we do it?)
\nIt’s diabolical
\nBut most of all…..
\nVX is something that we should do
\nVX is something for me and you<\/p>\n

VX is natural – VX is good
\nNot everybody does it
\nBut everybody should
\nVX is natural – VX is fun
\nVX is best when it’s….one on one
\none on one<\/p>\n

I’m not your imam
\nI’m not your sheik
\nTalk to your mullah
\nI am sick of<\/p>\n

C-c-c-c-come on<\/p>\n

What’s your definition of WMD baby
\nWhat do you consider material breach?
\nDon’t you know I’ll launch till it hurts you baby
\nDon’t you think it’s time you had VX with me<\/p>\n

What’s your definition of WMD baby
\nWhat do you consider material breach?
\nDon’t you know I’ll launch till it hurts you baby
\nDon’t you think it’s time you had VX with me<\/p>\n

VX with me
\nVX with me
\nHave VX with me<\/p>\n

C-c-c-c-come on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

George Michael has announced that he will record an anti-war song to demonstrate his feelings about a potential war with Iraq. [Full Story] BAGHDAD (Reuters) – Iraq, in a new…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}