{"id":7861,"date":"2003-05-28T21:19:13","date_gmt":"2003-05-29T02:19:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/05\/28\/a-real-talking-head\/"},"modified":"2003-05-28T21:19:13","modified_gmt":"2003-05-29T02:19:13","slug":"a-real-talking-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/05\/a-real-talking-head\/","title":{"rendered":"A real talking head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Where I go to daily Mass we have a lector with a good voice and who does the readings very well.  She is also a rather short woman.  The only problem is that she is exactly a head taller than the lectern she reads from.  So unfortunately my mind observes the seemingly disembodied head reciting the readings vice listening to the readings.  Watching Futurama has not helped me with noticing this sight gag at all.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/futuramahead.jpg\" width=\"166\" height=\"220\" border=\"0\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And this photo brought it to mind<\/p>\n<p><img src=http:\/\/us.news1.yimg.com\/us.yimg.com\/p\/ap\/20030528\/thumb.1054154037.memorial_ohtd102.jpg height=130 width=111 border=1><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where I go to daily Mass we have a lector with a good voice and who does the readings very well. She is also a rather short woman. The only&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}