There are many modern day vernacular translations of the Bible,
\nincluding slang ones for surfers and Australians. But where are the Bible Translations
\nfor Computer Geeks? Jews, Gentiles and Nerds are not left out of God’s plan
\nfor salvation so I have translated parts of the Bible into programming code.
\nThere are many computer programmers in St. Blogs so if you notice any heretical
\ncode let me know, I have not yet completed a heretical debugger for my Bible
\nCode. The syntax of the code should be simple even for the non-geek to
\nunderstand.<\/p>\n
\/\/Marriage at Cana<\/font> There are many modern day vernacular translations of the Bible, including slang ones for surfers and Australians. But where are the Bible Translations for Computer Geeks? Jews, Gentiles and Nerds…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\/\/Genesis and creation<\/font>
\nswitch<\/font>( day )
\n case<\/font> 1:
\n light = true<\/font>;
\n case<\/font> 2:
\n sea = true<\/font>;
\n sky = true<\/font>;
\n case<\/font> 3:
\n land = true<\/font>;
\n vegetation = true<\/font>;
\n case<\/font> 4:
\n sun = true<\/font>;
\n moon = true<\/font>;
\n stars = true<\/font>;
\n case<\/font> 5:
\n birds = true<\/font>;
\n fish = true<\/font>;
\n case<\/font> 6:
\n man = true<\/font>;
\n animals = true<\/font>;
\n case<\/font> 7:
\n break;
\n}<\/code><\/p>\n\/\/Book of Judges<\/font>
\ndo while<\/font> ( oldTestament = true<\/font> )
\n{
\n fallIntoIdoloatry = true<\/font>;
\n do while<\/font> ( GodCallsJudge
\n= false<\/font> )
\n {
\n \/\/ loops until statement is true
\n }
\n repent = true<\/font>;
\n}<\/code><\/p>\n \/\/Jesus' temptation in the desert
\n<\/font>for<\/font> ( int<\/font> days=0;
\ndays <= 40 ; ++days )
\n{
\n<\/font> <\/font>fast = true<\/font>;
\n<\/font> if<\/font> ( days = 40 )
\n<\/font> rebukeDevil = true<\/font>;<\/code>
\n<\/font><\/code>)<\/code><\/p>\n\/\/John the Baptist<\/font>
\nI < Christ >;
\nor using C syntax
\nI-- & Christ++;
\n<\/p>\n
\nif<\/font> ( wine = 0 & hourHasNotYetCome )
\n{
\n doWhateverHeTellsYou = true<\/font>;
\n}<\/code><\/p>\n\/\/Annunciation<\/font>
\nif<\/font> ( grace = "full" )
\n{
\n handmaidOfTheLord = true<\/font>;
\n if<\/font> ( accordingToThyWord
\n= true<\/font> )
\n {
\n soul = "magnifyLord";
\n God <> "impossible";
\n Mary = "blessed";
\n fruitOfWomb = "blessed";
\n Incarnation = true<\/font>;
\n redemption = true<\/font>;
\n }
\n else<\/font>
\n <\/font>{
\n<\/code> Incarnation = false<\/font>;
\n redemption = false<\/font>;
\n <\/font>}
\n<\/code>}<\/code><\/p>\n \/\/Jesus<\/font>
\nint<\/font> Father, I;
\nFather & I = 1;<\/code><\/p>\npublic class<\/font> Trinity
\n(
\n persons = 3;
\n Father, Jesus, HolySpirit = 1;
\n public godhead<\/font> Jesus()
\n {
\n God = true<\/font>;
\n man = true<\/font>;
\n }
\n)<\/code><\/p>\n\/\/Rich young man
\n<\/font>if<\/font> ( obeyTenCommandments = true<\/font> )
\n{
\n<\/font> if<\/font> ( desireToBePefect
\n= true<\/font> & sellAllYouHave = <\/font>true <\/font>)
\n <\/font>perfectionThroughGrace
\n= true<\/font>;
\n else
\n <\/font>walkAwaySad = true<\/font>;
\n<\/font><\/code>)<\/code><\/p>\n\/\/Peter
\n<\/font>for<\/font> ( int<\/font> roosterCrow=0;
\nroosterCrow<= 3 ;++roosterCrow )
\n{
\n<\/font> <\/font>peterDeniesChrist
\n= true<\/font>;
\n<\/font> if<\/font> ( roosterCrow
\n= 3 )
\n<\/font> peterWeeps = true<\/font>;<\/code>
\n<\/font><\/code>)<\/code><\/p>\n\/\/Paul<\/font>
\nbool<\/font> always = true<\/font>;
\nwhile<\/font> ( always )
\n{
\n pray = true<\/font>;
\n}<\/code><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"