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Introducing new Diet Catholicism® . Are you a cultural Catholic
\nand enjoy some of the outward practices of Catholicism but that dogma aftertaste
\njust bothers your conscience? Then try Diet Catholicism® "Smells and
\nBells, but no talk about Hell." <\/p>\n
After all two thirds of the earth is covered with water, up to
\n60 percent of your body is water. So what is better for your body than a 100
\npercent watered down faith.<\/p>\n
Trying to keep doctrines out of your diet and want to avoid that
\nconscience bloat from Real Catholicism® then give yourself a break. Enjoy
\nCatholicism without all that obedience and changing your life stuff. Live your
\nlife like you want to with no guilt trip to weigh you down. <\/p>\n
Do encyclicals and statements from the Vatican give you gas?
\nDoes just the thought of Cardinal Ratzinger give you heartburn? Then your ready
\nfor the drink of the Me generation. Warmed over, bland, and totally nonjudgmental
\non your taste buds.<\/p>\n
We taste tested are product on prominent Catholic Politicians
\nand here is what they had to say.<\/p>\n
I can drink a full liter of this refreshing product on Sundays
\nand still confidently say with no qualms "I am unapologetically Pro-Abortion".
\n–Gray Davis<\/p>\n
Terminates your thirst and it really pumps you up. I can pronounce
\nanti-church views and still proudly identify myself with the Catholic Church.
\nMy in laws have been drinking it for years.
\n–Arnold Swartenegger<\/p>\n
Sometimes I get a little dry mouth when voting no against the
\nlatest partial birth abortion ban, but a swig of Diet Catholicism® and
\nI am back on track.
\n–Tom Daschle<\/p>\n
So pick up a Diet Catholicism® daily and swallow me.<\/p>\n
| Surgeon \nGeneral’s Warning<\/strong>: Diet Catholicism® is not to be mixed \nwith the Catechism of the Catholic Church. Side effects can include \nknowledge of the faith, orthodoxy, and obedience to the Pope.<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Introducing new Diet Catholicism® . Are you a cultural Catholic and enjoy some of the outward practices of Catholicism but that dogma aftertaste just bothers your conscience? Then try Diet…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}} |