{"id":7515,"date":"2004-01-08T19:28:02","date_gmt":"2004-01-09T00:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/01\/08\/spirtual-warfare\/"},"modified":"2004-01-08T19:28:02","modified_gmt":"2004-01-09T00:28:02","slug":"spirtual-warfare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/01\/spirtual-warfare\/","title":{"rendered":"Spirtual Warfare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"articles\">A 44-year-old nun has qualified as a karate black belt. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Sister Rhonda Rice is one of 16 nuns at All Hallows Convent at Ditchingham, Norfolk. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">She started practising the martial art in the convent cellar three years ago. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">But was later given permission to join a karate club. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&#8220;I had a place in the cellar under the refectory. I had a punch bag hanging-up, but it wasn&#8217;t the same as joining a club. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">&#8220;I finally plucked-up the courage to ask the Reverend Mother if I could join a karate club and she said &#8216;Yes&#8217;.<br \/>[<a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/suffolk\/3374153.stm\" target=\"_blank\">Full Story<\/a>[<a href=\"http:\/\/livelywriter.blogspot.com\/2004_01_01_livelywriter_archive.html#107350154900304917\" target=\"_blank\">Via Kat Lively<\/a>] <\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">I was wondering what might be the weapons that a nun would train with.  Then I realized it was an obvous answer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><b>Nun-Chucks<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/nunchuks.png\" width=\"227\" height=\"127\" border=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">And with these specialized weapons you know she could beat you within an inch of your life if you didn&#8217;t measure up.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/rulerweapon.png\" width=\"174\" height=\"98\" border=\"1\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A 44-year-old nun has qualified as a karate black belt. Sister Rhonda Rice is one of 16 nuns at All Hallows Convent at Ditchingham, Norfolk. She started practising the martial&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11684,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7515\/revisions\/11684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}