{"id":7437,"date":"2003-12-02T17:56:57","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T22:56:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/12\/02\/mighty-morphin-power-theologians\/"},"modified":"2003-12-02T17:56:57","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T22:56:57","slug":"mighty-morphin-power-theologians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/12\/mighty-morphin-power-theologians\/","title":{"rendered":"Mighty Morphin Power Theologians"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Mark Shea talking about the Christian parody magazine The Door.<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">This reminds me of a Door article on genetic engineering<br \/>\nthat came out years ago which proposed mixing the genetic material of various<br \/>\npeople and getting offspring like &#8220;Martin Luther Vandross&#8221; (a German monk whose<br \/>\nsexy soul stylings prompt nuns to renounce their vows) and &#8220;Karl Barth Simpson&#8221; (a<br \/>\nprecocious young theologian whose seminal essay on how the New Covenant eliminates<br \/>\nthe need for Levitical animal sacrifice is entitled &#8220;Don&#8217;t Half a Cow, Man!&#8221;<br \/>\n[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.markshea.blogspot.com\/2003_12_01_markshea_archive.html#107035577764337312\">Post<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Cool concept, here are some additions of my own:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> John Calvin Klien, a theologian who teaches double-predestination in the<br \/>\nlatest fashions. <\/li>\n<li>Albert the Great Collins, A church father who lays down<br \/>\nthe blues groove<br \/>\nwith his theological Telecaster. <\/li>\n<li>John Paul McCartney, the Pope that responds<br \/>\nto the American church by saying &#8220;Let it Be&#8221; and tells the Orthodox church to &#8220;Come<br \/>\nTogether&#8221; and prays to the apostle &#8220;Hey Jude Thaddeus&#8221; <\/li>\n<li>Jack Benny Hinn, a comedic\/televangelist<br \/>\nwhere first you get slain in the spirit and then he slays you with his violin<br \/>\nplaying.<\/li>\n<li> Elton John of the Cross a nearsighted theologian, singer and poet<br \/>\nwho is detached enough to say goodbye to the yellow brick road <\/li>\n<li>Jan Micheal<br \/>\nVincent<br \/>\nde Paul acting theologian who preaches on charity and B-movies <\/li>\n<li>St. Bonoventure,<br \/>\nU2 can be a Franciscan Theologian <\/li>\n<li>Bon Scott Hahn, AC\/DC Singer and<br \/>\nTheologian who teaches you how to avoid the Highway to Hell <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Shea talking about the Christian parody magazine The Door. This reminds me of a Door article on genetic engineering that came out years ago which proposed mixing the genetic&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}