{"id":7387,"date":"2003-11-13T13:20:06","date_gmt":"2003-11-13T18:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2003\/11\/13\/bootism\/"},"modified":"2003-11-13T13:20:06","modified_gmt":"2003-11-13T18:20:06","slug":"bootism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2003\/11\/bootism\/","title":{"rendered":"Bootism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"articles\">If you think the phrase you can never be too rich, too thin or have too many shoes rings true, you just might be a bootist. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">In Bootism: A Shoe Religion (Andrews McMeel Publishing, $10.95), authors Michael Duranko and Penina Goodman explore the world of the footwear-obsessed. <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">Like any religion, bootism comes with its own set of commandments (&#8220;A bootist shall not kill . . . unless someone is about to snag the last pair on sale in your size. A bootist shall not tell lies, . . . but you can misplace the receipt. A bootist shall not speak of others&#8217; errors or faults, . . . however, judging their shoes is different&#8221;). <\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">And mantras are common: &#8220;I will shoe-shop daily. I will honor my collection. I will revere Manolo Blahnik. There is always room for one more pair.&#8221;<br \/>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockymountainnews.com\/drmn\/fashion\/article\/0,1299,DRMN_62_2420925,00.html\">Full Story<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p class=\"articles\">This people are in danger of losing their sole, which is no small feet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you think the phrase you can never be too rich, too thin or have too many shoes rings true, you just might be a bootist. In Bootism: A Shoe&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}