{"id":7315,"date":"2004-04-28T17:50:32","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T22:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/04\/28\/medical-breakthrough\/"},"modified":"2004-04-28T17:50:32","modified_gmt":"2004-04-28T22:50:32","slug":"medical-breakthrough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/04\/medical-breakthrough\/","title":{"rendered":"Medical Breakthrough"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n
\n

Hi I am Dr. Lee and I
\nwould like to inform you about a brand new product. Do you feel listless?
\nDoes confrontation make you
\nuncomfortable. When it comes time to take direct action do you appoint
\na committee instead? Do you win every limbo contest you enter?<\/p>\n

If you answered yes to these questions then you are probably
\nsuffering with SCD (Spinal Column Deficiency). Don’t feel embarrassed
\nsince many
\npeople have been diagnosed with SCD. SCD is a vicious treatment circle
\nsince those who suffer from this just don’t have the biological equipment
\nto deal with it. They just don’t have enough gumption to do something
\nabout their medical condition. What with major surgery and the prohibitive
\ncosts and all many decide to just go on in life this way.<\/p>\n

Until now there was just no alternative.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Now available is Dr. Lee’s Press-On Spine. Easily attaches
\nin seconds to give you that straight-up look you have been missing. Usually
\nby the
\ntime people recognize their conditions their spine has atrophied, but
\nno matter my Press-On Spine works even with little or no natural spine left.<\/p>\n

While this condition can occur in anybody it seems to affect
\nsome specific occupations. Especially prone is the Episcopacy to this
\ncondition. So
\nI have designed a reinforced model for American Bishops that combines
\na Bishops Crook with a reinforced titanium support spine.<\/p>\n


\nAnother profession sorely in need is the leadership
\nof the Republican Party. In medical trials there have been some problems
\nwith rejection. Their
\nbodies were so use to not having a spine that insertion caused a reaction
\neven with an exact tissue max. Just the mention of a judicial nominee
\ncould cause the spine to pop right back out. All of Dr. Lee’s Press-On
\nSpines have a simple peel-off tape with adhesive and the political spine
\nhas a special epoxy resin to ensure the spine stays in place even under
\npolitical pressure.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

If you are suffering from the listed symptoms, just because
\nyou are not part of these professions you also need to come in for a
\nfree office
\nexam
\nto
\ndetermine
\nif you suffer
\nfrom
\nSCD.<\/p>\n

You can order Dr. Lee’s Press-On Spines in convenient single,
\n4-pack, or by gross for those USCCB meetings.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

* Cardinal
\nTheodore McCarrick<\/a> please call my office.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

A reader emailed me with the idea of a Lee Press-On spine like the old Lee Press-On nails of old and I hope that I have done it justice. At the minimum I have created an appropriate graphic Mark Shea<\/a> can use for an Episcopal Spine alert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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