My web counter just went over 100,000 since I opened up this blog on 9 Feb 2003. Appropriately it looks like the person whose visit tipped the counter came in on a Google search for “curt jester.” So a hearty thank you to those who visit and have linked to this blog.<\/p>\n
Here is a post I did on my previous blog – Atheist to a Theist, with a few added counters.<\/p>\n
I was wanting to add a religiously themed web counter to my site, but after intensive searching these are all I could find.<\/p>\n
Jehovah’s Witnesses counter: Only counts the elect and stops at 144,000.<\/p>\n
Some Evangelicals counter: Only counts you the first time you come to the page since once counted, always counted.<\/p>\n
Mormon counter: Lets you have multiple counters.<\/p>\n
Atheist counter: Randomly shows numbers but after millions and millions of years of page views it evolves into a banner ad.<\/p>\n
Lutheran counter: Shaped like a dunghill but you can’t read the digits because they are covered by snow.<\/p>\n
Feenyite counter. No one outside the church is counted.<\/p>\n
Calvinist counter: Only those predestined to be counted are counted<\/p>\n
Baptist counter: Be of the age a reason and say the Sinners Prayer to be counted.<\/p>\n
New age counter: Counts everybody because all that exists is a counter and each one of us is also a counter.<\/p>\n
Unitarian counter: Everybody can believe in the their own counter and it counts or doesn’t count as they choose.<\/p>\n
Buddhist counter: All counters are just an illusion.<\/p>\n
Moonie counter: Counts only if approved by Unification officials<\/p>\n
Health & Wealth Gospel counter: If only you pray enough it will start counting.<\/p>\n
Gnostic counter: Only those few with hidden knowledge are counted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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