{"id":7215,"date":"2004-03-21T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-22T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/1969\/12\/31\/slippery-slope-publishing-presents\/"},"modified":"2004-03-21T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-22T00:00:00","slug":"slippery-slope-publishing-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/03\/slippery-slope-publishing-presents\/","title":{"rendered":"Slippery Slope Publishing Presents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Once there lived a lovelorn prince whose mother decreed that he must marry
\nby the end of the summer. So began the search to find the prince’s perfect
\nmatch and lo and behold……his name was Lee.<\/p>\n

You are cordially invited to join the merriest,
\nmost unexpected wedding of the year. KING & KING is a contemporary
\ntale about finding true love and living happily ever after, sure to woo
\nreaders of any age. A great
\ngift.<\/p>\n

King & King has reached as high as No. 38 on Amazon.com’s list
\nof best sellers. We at Slippery Slope Publishing are at the cusp
\nof societal evolution, especially when it looks profitable. With the
\nincrease interest in alternative lifestyle children’s books aimed at the
\nelementary and kindergarten, we have been working overtime to give
\nyou the next big things in children’s literature. After all it is only
\na matter of time. Slippery Slope Publishing proudly presents the
\n"Redefining Marriage" series.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\n\n

Snow
\nWhite and the Seven Room Mates<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Meet Lusty, Fetish, Kinky and the rest of the gang.
\nSnow White who has a thing for little people engages them in there
\nevery wish as she shacks up with these seven very lovable guys.<\/span><\/p>\n

Children will learn the value of trying out multiple
\nlife partners before marriage. Tolerance of personal preferences in a
\nloving and sincere relationship are also highlighted.<\/span> \n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\n\n

Marry the Little Lamb<\/strong><\/p>\n

Three enjoyable stories of people in wonderful committed relationships
\nwith barnyard animals. Here is a sample:<\/p>\n

Marry the Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb
\nMarry the Little Lamb and giver her a ring of gold.<\/em><\/p>\n

And every where the Married went, Married went, Married went.
\nEvery where the Married went, people learned not to stare.<\/em><\/p>\n

After reading our version of Goldilocks and the three bears, the old version
\nwill never be the same.<\/p>\n

Children will learn to put behind the stereotype that marriage is only
\nbetween a man and a women.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\nWelfare Mother Goose<\/p>\n

<\/strong>Welfare Mother Goose contains wonderful stories of how to live
\noff the government when you didn’t really need to. Welfare Mother Goose introduces her children to a series of men in her life. The variety of significant others adds a varied and multi-partner education to her children. The kids play memorization games learning the names of the fathers of their siblings.<\/p>\n

Children will learn that the purpose of government is to provide their
\nevery need. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\n\n

Polygamy
\nfor You and Me!<\/p>\n

<\/strong>This goes way beyond the classic Heather has Two Mommies.
\nHeather now has multiple mommies and one daddy! <\/strong>You
\nwill laugh at the funny stories and anecdotes like Heather
\ntelling her father "But mommies said"<\/p>\n

<\/strong>Children will learn the value of nurturing relationships with
\nmultiple people in parental roles. This books has become a best seller
\nin Utah.
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Slippery
\nSlope Publishing is here to provide your every need in quality children’s
\nliterature. We have learned that the earlier we can introduce brave new
\nideas to children, the easier it becomes for them to accept those ideas, even if it
\nconflicts with misinformed parental thought. It is never too early to
\nteach children the evils of right wing conservativism so we introduce the
\nnew "Bush Sucks" literature series.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nDonald Rumsfeldstiltskin<\/strong><\/p>\n

An evil little man makes claims like he can turn straw into gold or even
\nmore unbelievable, to turn Iraq into a democracy. In this scary story a women
\nlearns the dangers in trusting in a conservative when she finds out that
\nin exchange for a tax cut for the rich she has to turn over her first wanted
\nchild.<\/p>\n

Not recommended for those in Kindergarten or others prone to nightmares.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

<\/td>\nTales from the Bush Years<\/strong><\/p>\n

Investigative reporting for children uncovers the real reason why Mother
\nHubbard had nothing in her cupboard. Children will learn the reasons why
\nlow cost housing is not available and some people are forced to live in a
\nshoe!<\/p>\n

The tax cuts for the rich and military spending provides the root of Bush’s
\njobless economy and it’s ill effects on characters in fairy tales.<\/p>\n

Because of the economic statistics used, this book is recommended only for
\nKinderg\ufffdrtners or other children who have not learned to add yet.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Blogger credit to David Morrision of Sed Contra<\/a> for information on King & King<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Here is a previous post I did on Books for Kids<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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