{"id":7142,"date":"2004-02-18T18:34:06","date_gmt":"2004-02-18T23:34:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/02\/18\/the-most-bang-for-your-travel-dollar\/"},"modified":"2004-02-18T18:34:06","modified_gmt":"2004-02-18T23:34:06","slug":"the-most-bang-for-your-travel-dollar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/02\/the-most-bang-for-your-travel-dollar\/","title":{"rendered":"The most BANG for your travel dollar"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"500\" height=\"705\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"77\" height=\"104\">\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/binladen.jpg\" width=\"77\" height=\"98\"><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"312\">\n<div align=\"center\"><font color=\"#99CCFF\" size=\"6\"><strong>Al Qaeda<br \/>\nTravel Agency<\/strong> <\/font><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td width=\"100\">\n<div align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/world.gif\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\"><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td height=\"593\" colspan=\"3\">\n<p>We offer the best deals in terrorist tourism<br \/>\nand have many attractive travel packages to suit your needs! We take care<br \/>\nof all the details so that you can relax and concentrate on finding a<br \/>\nnice busy street to blow yourself up in.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Terrorist Vacation Package Special<br \/>\n<\/strong>We have looked far and wide for the best locations and here is<br \/>\nthe perfect spot.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Canada        <\/strong>This often overlooked country is now<br \/>\nthe terrorist&#8217;s vacation spot of choice.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Feel right at home since many of their citizens also really hate<br \/>\nthe United States. You will feel like you never left that cozy cave in<br \/>\nTora Bora.<\/li>\n<li>Generous constitutional freedoms where your favored over victims.<\/li>\n<li>Lax security and lightly controlled borders give you easy access<br \/>\nto all destinations into the Great Satan!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.globeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/RTGAM.20040215.wterr0215\/BNStory\/National\/\">Rated<br \/>\n#1<\/a> by the U.S. Congressional library&#8217;s federal research division.<\/li>\n<li>Islamic tribunal  friendly. More and more access to <a href=\"http:\/\/english.aljazeera.net\/NR\/exeres\/8AD9D094-4356-4428-BE23-2A6C1FAA19E6.htm\">Sharia<br \/>\nlaws<\/a> to keep your women in their place.<\/li>\n<li>The Canadian government&#8217;s CRTC allows al-Jazeera and bans Fox News.<br \/>\nYou will be able to watch all Canadian news shows without being bothered<br \/>\nby their view point.<\/li>\n<li>In some cases you can even <a href=\"http:\/\/seattletimes.nwsource.com\/news\/nation-world\/terroristwithin\/chapter7.html\">draw<br \/>\nwelfare<\/a> while planning your attacks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So act now before they take steps to toughen anti-terrorism and immigration<br \/>\nlaws. Though with the current government this is not likely to happen.<\/p>\n<p>We will soon be announcing new vacation packages to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.berkeleyboycott.com\/\">Berkeley California<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>If caught within the US your vacation may take you to beautiful and scenic Camp X-ray at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.  This vacation package includes three full meals a day with paid dental and medical care at no extra cost. ACLU lawyers fighting to get you out is also provided at no cost to you.<\/p>\n<p><u>Disclaimers<\/u>.<br \/>\n*No airline flight insurance offered.<br \/>\n*No refunds, even if your bomb blows up prematurely before or during your trip.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p class=\"post\">[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jihadwatch.org\/archives\/000919.php\" target=\"_blank\">Details<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/relapsedcatholic.blogspot.com\/2004_02_01_relapsedcatholic_archive.html#107706601577101682\" target=\"_blank\">Relapsed Catholic<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Al Qaeda Travel Agency We offer the best deals in terrorist tourism and have many attractive travel packages to suit your needs! 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