{"id":7137,"date":"2004-02-16T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-17T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/02\/16\/missal-defense\/"},"modified":"2015-11-24T20:16:31","modified_gmt":"2015-11-25T01:16:31","slug":"missal-defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/02\/missal-defense\/","title":{"rendered":"Missal Defense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"314\" classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/missaldefence.swf \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"high\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2004\/missaldefence.swf\" quality=\"high\" pluginspage=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"500\" height=\"314\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Jesterware now presents the latest in interactive liturgical gaming. Missal Defense allows you to take out your frustrations on vapid modern songs (none dare call them hymns) such as those published by Oregon Catholic Press and GIA. The object is simply to destroy as many missals as you can before they can find their way to a pew.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000a0;\">Game Play<\/span><br \/>\nSimply press play and the cross cursor will then appear. As missals come on the screen place the cross over them and press your mouse button to blow these missals out of the skies.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000a0;\">Credits:<\/span><br \/>\nThe blogger at <a href=\"http:\/\/slatts.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam<\/a> suggested a game along these lines in my comment box. Some of the underlying coding is based on a Macromedia Flash sample by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flashforum.de\/contact\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sascha Wolter<\/a>. Any lameness of this game is totally attributed to myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15325,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7137\/revisions\/15325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}