{"id":7131,"date":"2004-02-14T20:54:40","date_gmt":"2004-02-15T01:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/02\/14\/catholic-pick-up-lines\/"},"modified":"2021-07-20T21:15:30","modified_gmt":"2021-07-21T01:15:30","slug":"catholic-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/02\/catholic-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Catholic Pickup Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Patrick Madrid has a pretty funny list titled <a href=\"https:\/\/patrickmadrid.com\/pats-top-ten-orthodox-catholic-pick-up-lines\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Pat&#8217;s Top Ten: Orthodox Catholic Pickup Lines<\/a><\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/www.discernmentgroup.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Via Discernment Group<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>To which I add my own:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">My Guardian Angel thinks your cute<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">Your Pilgrimage or mine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest &#8211; erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">I have a vocation to the married life. Will you help me out?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">My Sacred Heart statue started beating faster when I saw you<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">Ah, so your what happened to my missing rib<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Didn&#8217;t I see your face on a Holy Card somewhere?<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">I would like to study the theology of your body<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patrick Madrid has a pretty funny list titled Pat&#8217;s Top Ten: Orthodox Catholic Pickup Lines [Via Discernment Group] To which I add my own: My Guardian Angel thinks your cute&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7131"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7131\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17058,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7131\/revisions\/17058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}