{"id":7032,"date":"2004-07-21T12:46:30","date_gmt":"2004-07-21T17:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/07\/21\/security-clothing\/"},"modified":"2004-07-21T12:46:30","modified_gmt":"2004-07-21T17:46:30","slug":"security-clothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/07\/security-clothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Security Clothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you handle information with classifications on a daily basis<br \/>\nand don&#8217;t want to be caught with your pants down or socked with a fine or some<br \/>\njail time &#8211; then Curt Jester Security Products have just what the security<br \/>\nauditor ordered.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/pantsafe.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"342\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">These high quality Khaki pants are made with heavy-duty construction<br \/>\nusing 3mm steel pant plate, 6mm steel plate zipper and twin locking zipper<br \/>\nentry bolts. Simple to operate electronic keypad accepts a combination of between<br \/>\n3 and 8 numbers, giving millions of possible zipper combinations. Five LEDs<br \/>\ngive security, power and operating status, zipper status, and leak detection.<br \/>\nNot only will your documents be secure, but you will never get those mocking<br \/>\nstares when  you forgot to zip up.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Our pant security is totally in conformance with DOD and Joint<br \/>\nCommand instructions used for Information Systems (IS) and assure compliance<br \/>\nwith DCID 6\/3, NSA\/CSS Manual 130-1 and DIAM 50-4. Ultra secure leg openings<br \/>\nmake sure that top secret documents never embarrassingly fall through. You<br \/>\ncan keep a pant-load of information without every worrying about losing documents<br \/>\nagain.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">But what about those times when you have more documents than<br \/>\nyou can stuff into your pants?<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/cryptosocks.png\" width=\"185\" height=\"250\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">The Crypto-Sock will meet all of your security stocking-stuffing<br \/>\nneeds. Equipped with industrial elastic that can not be pried loose or opened<br \/>\nwithout first putting in the correct 5 digit code. Biometric smell receptors<br \/>\ninsure our socks can only be worn or opened by those with the correct foot<br \/>\nodor index as set when they are first put on.<\/p>\n<table width=\"300\" border=\"0\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFCC\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"120\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/testimonysandy.jpg\" width=\"129\" height=\"87\" align=\"top\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"170\" valign=\"top\" class=\"post\">&quot;Wow! If only I had these before.<br \/>\nI swear these are the best security clothes available on the market.&quot;<br \/>\n&#8211;Former National Security Advisor<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you handle information with classifications on a daily basis and don&#8217;t want to be caught with your pants down or socked with a fine or some jail time &#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}