{"id":6979,"date":"2004-07-01T08:33:41","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T13:33:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2004\/07\/01\/kerrytic\/"},"modified":"2004-07-01T08:33:41","modified_gmt":"2004-07-01T13:33:41","slug":"kerrytic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2004\/07\/kerrytic\/","title":{"rendered":"Kerrytic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a developing story about Catholic lawyer who has filed heresy charges against Sen. John Kerry with the Archdiocese of Boston.<br \/>\nDetails at <a href=\"http:\/\/catholickerrywatch.blogspot.com\/2004\/06\/heretic.html\">Catholic?<br \/>\nKerry Watch<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>Not one to resist a tie in to my own humor. Here is a joke I wrote on my previous blog.<\/p>\n<p>A man and his servant were out in the woods sitting around a campfire when the servant noticed &quot;Sir, you have a tick on you arm!&quot;. &quot;Get that blasted bloated hairy thing off my arm, pluck it out!&quot; said the master. The servant cautioned &quot;If I pluck it out it will leave its head in arm your and it might become diseased , better to bring fire to it so that it will remove itself&quot;. &quot;Do as you say and hurry!&quot;, the servant  brought a lighted stick onto the bug. &quot;You clumsy idiot, you have burned my arm!&quot;. Thus he became the first person in history to be burned for a hairy tick.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">Update: Here is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.defide.com\/\">link to the heresy charges<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a developing story about Catholic lawyer who has filed heresy charges against Sen. John Kerry with the Archdiocese of Boston. Details at Catholic? Kerry Watch. Not one to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}