As scripture says "All scripture is inspired by God and profitable
\nfor teaching,
\nfor reproof, for correction, and for training in righteousness," there are some
\nparts I would not apply directly. For example if you are single and dating
\nI would not try these lines from the Song of Solomon.<\/p>\n
Your hair is like a flock of goats,<\/p>\n
Most women will not find this word image particularly flattering.<\/p>\n
Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes<\/p>\n
You might as well say "Get thee to a dentist."<\/p>\n
Your belly is a heap of wheat,<\/p>\n
If you are going to use an analogy to nature I would not use
\nthe word "heap" to describe her belly.<\/p>\n
Your nose is like a tower of Lebanon,<\/p>\n
Comparing facial appendages to large buildings is certainly a
\nno-no unless you are just looking to get slapped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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