{"id":6443,"date":"2005-01-05T17:15:31","date_gmt":"2005-01-05T22:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/01\/05\/new-viruses\/"},"modified":"2005-01-05T17:15:31","modified_gmt":"2005-01-05T22:15:31","slug":"new-viruses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/01\/new-viruses\/","title":{"rendered":"New Viruses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post\">Happy Catholic <a href=\"http:\/\/happycatholic.blogspot.com\/2005\/01\/computer-virus-warning.html\">posts a comedic list of viruses<\/a> that were emailed to her.<\/p>\n<p class=\"post\">This has inspired me to post some of my own virus ideas:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"post\">Cardinal McCarick virus &#8211; Corrupts the wording of emails received from Cardinal Ratzinger.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">American Catholic virus &#8211; Causes programs either to run or not run depending on if operating system instructions conform with their conscience.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Liturgist virus &#8211; Causes programs to behave oddly and to react in  any way except as per operating instructions.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">John Kerry virus &#8211; Infects your computer prior to not infecting it.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Mario Cuomo Virus &#8211; Personally opposed to destroying your data as it votes to wipe your disk slick.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Howard Dean Virus &#8211; Overwrites all you data files with a long string of state names, causing you to go Arrrrrrrrrrrrrggghh!<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Planned Parenthood Virus &#8211; Mainly causes damage to computers in minority neighborhoods.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Dan Rather virus &#8211; Automatically formats all your Word documents in Times New Roman.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Bill Clinton virus &#8211; Slows down your internet connection by continuously accessing dictonary.com to find the meaning of &quot;is.&quot;<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Hillary Clinton virus &#8211; Causes your billing records to disappear. Even after files were deleted by this virus they have been know to mysteriously recover in a  White House office at a latter date.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Michael Moore virus &#8211; Add tons of disinformation to your data files causing the file size to bloat to &#8211; well &#8211; Michael Moore proportions.<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">United Nations virus &#8211; Does absolutely nothing besides displaying a form that says &quot;Working &#8230;.&quot;<\/li>\n<li class=\"post\">Republican Leadership Spine virus &#8211; This virus is a urban myth.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Catholic posts a comedic list of viruses that were emailed to her. This has inspired me to post some of my own virus ideas: Cardinal McCarick virus &#8211; Corrupts&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}