{"id":5857,"date":"2005-05-27T13:00:55","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T18:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/05\/27\/grant-that-i-may-not-so-much-seek\/"},"modified":"2005-05-27T13:00:55","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T18:00:55","slug":"grant-that-i-may-not-so-much-seek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/05\/grant-that-i-may-not-so-much-seek\/","title":{"rendered":"Grant that I may not so much seek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">Catholic writer Danielle Bean has this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.daniellebean.com\/?offset=231&#038;browse=1#246\">funny prayer up today on her blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\"><strong>A MOTHER&#8217;S PRAYER OF ST. FRANCIS (STOMACH FLU VERSION)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Lord,<br \/>\nMake me an instrument of Your healing love;<br \/>\nWhere there is vomit let me bring Lysol;<br \/>\nWhere there are boogers, Kleenex;<br \/>\nWhere there is fever, Tylenol;<br \/>\nWhere there is boredom, library books;<br \/>\nWhere there are chills, warm blankets;<br \/>\nAnd where there is whininess, Scooby Doo.<\/p>\n<p>O Divine Master,<br \/>\nGrant that I may not so much seek<br \/>\nTo be well-rested as to provide clean sheets,<br \/>\nTo be appreciated as to disinfect the house,<br \/>\nTo be showered as to give warm baths,<br \/>\nFor it is in scrubbing out the bathroom that we are cleansed,<br \/>\nIt is in sharing laps that we find comfort,<br \/>\nAnd it is after resting that we will return<br \/>\nTo a normal life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catholic writer Danielle Bean has this funny prayer up today on her blog. A MOTHER&#8217;S PRAYER OF ST. FRANCIS (STOMACH FLU VERSION) Lord, Make me an instrument of Your healing&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}