{"id":5706,"date":"2005-10-14T18:00:14","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T23:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/10\/14\/can-i-see-your-music-collection\/"},"modified":"2005-10-14T18:00:14","modified_gmt":"2005-10-14T23:00:14","slug":"can-i-see-your-music-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/10\/can-i-see-your-music-collection\/","title":{"rendered":"Can I see your music collection?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"bi\">Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman&#8217;s breast implants.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person&#8217;s whole music collection.  BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">BT Laboratories&#8217; analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_1570835.html?menu=news.quirkies\">Source<\/a>][Via <a href=\"http:\/\/dailywashing.blogspot.com\/2005\/10\/can-you-get-lullabies-on-that.html\">Contemplating the Laundry<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Well if they built in the new video iPod it would give new meaning to the words boob tube. Though I guess it would help some to stay abreast of the news. I wonder if they would use flash mammary?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman&#8217;s breast implants. One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person&#8217;s whole music collection. BT&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}