{"id":5628,"date":"2005-09-19T08:18:33","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T13:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/09\/19\/liturgical-bloopers\/"},"modified":"2005-09-19T08:18:33","modified_gmt":"2005-09-19T13:18:33","slug":"liturgical-bloopers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/09\/liturgical-bloopers\/","title":{"rendered":"Liturgical Bloopers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">A reader sent me a link to a forum discussing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.catholic-pages.com\/forum\/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=5518\">liturgical bloopers<\/a> with some pretty funny stories. Fr. Hamilton at Catholic Ragemonkey posted <a href=\"http:\/\/ragemonkey.blogspot.com\/2005_08_28_ragemonkey_archive.html#112540966782871833\">one his own last month<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">I posted before on my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/archives\/004999.php\">own blooper before a Mass<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Well actually this wasn&#8217;t the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me at Church. Once before Mass I was praying at an altar rail before the Blessed Sacrament. Some time had passed and my legs fell asleep. When I got up I started to fall and grabbed the top of the altar rail to stabilize myself. The rail was covered in marble and where I grabbed wasn&#8217;t very secure since about a three foot section of marble came off and I fell backwards and had that section of altar rail laying on top of me. People made sure I was alright and pulled that section off of me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A reader sent me a link to a forum discussing liturgical bloopers with some pretty funny stories. Fr. Hamilton at Catholic Ragemonkey posted one his own last month. I posted&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}