{"id":5381,"date":"2005-12-21T12:01:28","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T17:01:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2005\/12\/21\/ho-ho-holy-see\/"},"modified":"2005-12-21T12:01:28","modified_gmt":"2005-12-21T17:01:28","slug":"ho-ho-holy-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2005\/12\/ho-ho-holy-see\/","title":{"rendered":"Ho Ho Holy See"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Pope Benedict XVI, wearing the white fur-trimmed red bonnet known as a camauro reserved for Popes, arrives to celebrate his general audience in St. Peter’s square at the Vatican December 21, 2005. REUTERS\/Alessia Pierdomenico<\/p>\n

The heck with Santa Claus, I want Pope Benedict XVI to come to town.<\/p>\n

You better watch out
\nYou better not cry
\nBetter not pout
\nI’m telling you why
\nBenedict is coming to town
\nHe’s making a list
\nAnd checking it twice;
\nGonna find out Who’s naughty and nice
\nBenedict is coming to town
\nHe sees you when catechizing
\nHe knows when you’re a fake
\nHe can only teach good not bad
\nSo be good for Jesus’ sake!
\nO! You better watch out!
\nYou better not cry
\nBetter not pout
\nI’m telling you why
\nBenedict is coming to town
\nBenedict is coming to town <\/p>\n

Fr. Richard P. McBrien "What a lump of coal again!"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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