{"id":5229,"date":"2006-04-23T13:27:24","date_gmt":"2006-04-23T18:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/04\/23\/gods-golden-retriever\/"},"modified":"2006-04-23T13:27:24","modified_gmt":"2006-04-23T18:27:24","slug":"gods-golden-retriever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/04\/gods-golden-retriever\/","title":{"rendered":"God&#039;s Golden Retriever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">Thomas at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanpapist.com\/2006\/04\/irish-ecumenical-priests-risk.html\">American Papist writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Well, I&#8217;ve been thinking, we need a good nickname for Cardinal Levada now that he is the head of CDF.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Hmm, let&#8217;s see, if Ratzinger was &quot;God&#8217;s Rottweiler&quot; and we want to continue the canine theme &#8230; how about &quot;The Golden Retriever&quot; for Levada?<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">&quot;Golden&quot; because of Levada&#8217;s San Francisco origins (the Golden Gate bridge&#8230;) and &quot;Retriever&quot; because many people consider him to be a glorified messenger boy for the ex-head of CDF, Il Papa himself.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Huh? Dig it? Someone wanna bite? Does it have wings? \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">If some brave soul wants to photoshop something together I&#8217;d be much obliged. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Interesting nickname and time will tell it&#8217;s aptness. I might not be a brave soul or at least not brave enough to photohop the prefect of the CDF&#8217;s head on a dog&#8217;s body, but I attempted something else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/golden_levada.jpg\" width=\"148\" height=\"138\"><\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">My only hope is that he doesn&#8217;t turn out to be God&#8217;s puffy dog &#8211; a show dog with no teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thomas at American Papist writes: Well, I&#8217;ve been thinking, we need a good nickname for Cardinal Levada now that he is the head of CDF. Hmm, let&#8217;s see, if Ratzinger&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}