{"id":5025,"date":"2006-02-15T20:27:39","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T01:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/02\/15\/repentent-armed-clown\/"},"modified":"2006-02-15T20:27:39","modified_gmt":"2006-02-16T01:27:39","slug":"repentent-armed-clown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/02\/repentent-armed-clown\/","title":{"rendered":"Repentent armed clown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"bi\">MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) &#8211; A priest in Germany got more than he bargained for during confession when a man not only declared his sins, but also handed over a machine gun and a hand grenade, police in Bavaria said Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;  He also gave the priest a cardboard box with a clown&#8217;s face and the words &#8216;Red Nose Day March 26, 2004&#8217; on it containing 34 cartridges of 7.65 mm caliber,&quot; police said in a statement.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The priest from the southern town of Pfarrkirchen turned in the weapons to police but told them church rules governing confession prevented him from revealing the man&#8217;s identity.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">&quot;It&#8217;s unclear as to whether the church has forgiven the sinner, but specialists in Bavaria&#8217;s regional crime agency who are bound to earthly laws are now investigating the matter in accordance with gun control laws,&quot; police said. [<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/nm\/20060215\/od_nm\/germany_confession_dc;_ylt=Alnoo275lEJdzmf7I2iblBms0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc\">Source<\/a>][Via <a href=\"http:\/\/wafflinganglican.blogspot.com\/2006\/02\/confessor-gets-machine-gun.html\">Waffling Anglican<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) &#8211; A priest in Germany got more than he bargained for during confession when a man not only declared his sins, but also handed over a machine&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5025\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}