{"id":4485,"date":"2006-11-29T17:40:06","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T22:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2006\/11\/29\/the-popes-new-title\/"},"modified":"2006-11-29T17:40:06","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T22:40:06","slug":"the-popes-new-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2006\/11\/the-popes-new-title\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pope's new title?"},"content":{"rendered":"


\n"I have the clothes and you have the beard for it. Together we could make a great Santa."<\/p>\n

After all Saint Nicholas was born in Patara, Lycia now part of modern day Turkey.<\/p>\n

The caption the AP provided<\/a> I think is rather confused.<\/p>\n

In this picture released by the Ecumenical Orthodox Patriarchate Pope Benedict XVI, left, is greeted by American Orthodox Archbishop Demetrios as he arrives at Istanbul’s St. George’s patriarchal church for a service, Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2006. The pope is in Turkey on a four-day visit. (AP Photo\/Nikos Manginas)<\/p>\n

Ecumenical Orthodox Patriarchate Pope Benedict XVI? That’s a new one on me. I didn’t realize relations have progressed that far – if only it was true. Too bad it is only a case of missing punctuation.<\/p>\n

Though it does remind me of my Rome Depot<\/a> parody that included this item.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sport’s Gear<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ecumenical Scuba Tanks<\/strong><\/p>\n

Follow the Pope’s advice and "breathe with both lungs" of the Church when you go scuba diving. One tank is filled with an oxygen\/nitrogen mix of Roman air and the other an oxygen\/nitrogen mix of Eastern air.<\/p>\n

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