{"id":3713,"date":"2007-08-01T12:19:38","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T17:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2007\/08\/01\/this-guy-needs-a-devotion-to-st-dismas\/"},"modified":"2007-08-01T12:19:38","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T17:19:38","slug":"this-guy-needs-a-devotion-to-st-dismas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2007\/08\/this-guy-needs-a-devotion-to-st-dismas\/","title":{"rendered":"This guy needs a devotion to St. Dismas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"bi\">SEGUIN &#8212; Some people will steal anything, and it doesn&#8217;t get much lower than the theft reported recently at Wal-Mart.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Store employees reported someone stole several statues of Our Lady of Guadalupe from in front of the store&#8217;s garden center Thursday.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The statues, made of weighted plastic and painted, are around three feet tall. They were marked down from $49.83 to $37 as part of a clearance special, but even that price wasn&#8217;t low enough to suit whoever took them, police say.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">The only description available was that the suspect was a Hispanic male. Nothing was known of the vehicle he was in or whether he worked alone in the heist.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">Seguin Police Detective Sgt. Johnny San Miguel said it was unclear just how many of the statues were stolen.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">He said he would work hard to find out who committed the theft.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">&#8220;I hope I catch him,&#8221; Miguel said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">But either way, the thief will have to live with his conscience &#8212; if he has one.<\/p>\n<p class=\"bi\">&#8220;The man upstairs works in mysterious ways,&#8221; Miguel said. &#8220;He will deal with this.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/seguingazette.com\/story.lasso?ewcd=798e36a83b55083d\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/article.png\" border=\"0\" height=\"26\" width=\"76\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SEGUIN &#8212; Some people will steal anything, and it doesn&#8217;t get much lower than the theft reported recently at Wal-Mart. Store employees reported someone stole several statues of Our Lady&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}