{"id":3422,"date":"2007-10-31T09:38:27","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T14:38:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2007\/10\/31\/various-3\/"},"modified":"2007-10-31T09:38:27","modified_gmt":"2007-10-31T14:38:27","slug":"various-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2007\/10\/various-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Various"},"content":{"rendered":"

Carnival of Homeschooling<\/a><\/p>\n

Catholic Carnival<\/a><\/p>\n

World of Good
\n<\/a><\/p>\n

A reader sent me a version of his very funny Gilbert & Sullivan
\nparody.<\/p>\n

I am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™
\nI have no valid sacramental ordination in the least
\nI celebrate Diversity supremely superficially
\nConjoining L-G-B-T couples controversially<\/p>\n

I’m very well acquainted, too, with Eco-Cycle-Mania
\nI generate more laughter than O-BER-on and Titania
\nI feel a Call To Action is required by the Spirit, now
\nAs far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE Allow<\/p>\n

As far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE Allow
\nAs far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE Allow
\nAs far as Modern Norms of Civil DisobediENCE
\nallow-alLOW-ALLOW-ALLOW-ALlow-allow<\/p>\n

I’m very skilled at irritating stodgy old Conservatives
\nPrefer to buy All-Natural so I eschew preservatives
\nIn short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
\nI am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™<\/p>\n

In short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
\nShe is the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™<\/p>\n

I know Mass rubrics well and I ignore them as traditional
\nI long for Inclusivity so I deplore Partitonal–
\nDivision in the Worship Space or on a floating river craft
\nAnd had my feelings hurt when gentlemen like Father Rutler laughed<\/p>\n

I practice Wiccan rituals like Harvesting the Springtime Mead
\nDon’t knock McBrien, Thomas Fox and other authors that I read
\nI advocate for Wymyn’s Health and Peace & Justices
\nissues, too
\nAnd whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship II<\/p>\n

\nAnd whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship II
\nAnd whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship II
\nAnd whistle all the catchy tunes from OCP and Worship
\nII-tee-II-tee-II-tee-II-tee-II-tee-II<\/p>\n

I tend to gossip with the girls; use caution when confessing
\n“sin”
\nMy scarfish-stoles are chosen for the color of the season
\nw’r’in
\nIn short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
\nI am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™<\/p>\n

In short, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
\nShe is the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™<\/p>\n

I pretend that Mary was a priest but question Im-ma-CU-la-ty
\n“A Loving God\/de won’t send to Hell” so
\nfear no Reprobacity
\nI know Reiki better than a Buddhist Monk from Katmandu
\nWestern Civ is Dominating: don’t believe it’s worth
\na Sou<\/p>\n

I’m suspicious of the male, hierarchical autocracy
\nWe believe our moral precepts should be churned out by democracy
\nAnd emasculate the NFL before the Y-chrom spreads some more
\nBeing relegated to a convent just became an awful bore<\/p>\n

Being relegated to a convent just became an awful bore
\nBeing relegated to a convent just became an awful bore
\nBeing relegated to a convent just became an awful awful awFUL AWFUL
\nAWFUL AWful bore<\/p>\n

Despite my lack of formatory wisdom to be Presbyter
\nThe bishops who ordain us remain hiding with the stench of fear
\nBut still, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
\nI am the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™<\/p>\n

But still, in Matters Feminist, where Common Sense is now deceased
\nShe is the very model of a RomanCatholicWomanpriest™<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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