{"id":3378,"date":"2007-10-13T13:02:34","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T18:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2007\/10\/13\/father-forgive-them-they-know-not-what-they-are-buying\/"},"modified":"2007-10-13T13:02:34","modified_gmt":"2007-10-13T18:02:34","slug":"father-forgive-them-they-know-not-what-they-are-buying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2007\/10\/father-forgive-them-they-know-not-what-they-are-buying\/","title":{"rendered":"Father forgive them they know not what they are buying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"blog\">You know that we are Christian by our junk.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/crossmp3_1.jpg\" width=\"94\" height=\"148\" align=\"left\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chinavasion.com\/product_info.php\/pName\/cross-mp3-player-4gb-two-color-lcd-display\/\" target=\"_blank\">This MP3 player with Two Color LCD display<\/a>, built in mic and speaker, and FM radio is available from ChinaVision in 1 to 4GB models.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Well I guess it could have been cheesier. It could have had a corpus on it where navigation was Reverse\/Forward &#8211; Left\/Right hand spike, Menu &#8211; Crown of Thorns, Feet spike &#8211; Stop, and Spear Wound &#8211; Play.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">My question is could you bless it with Holy Water without voiding your warranty? Does it flash a sin error (or sintax error) if you load it with pirated music? What would Jesus have on his playlist?<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Though I guess there are advantages. If you are fighting vampires you can have some appropriate mood music such as Gregorian Chant.<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">I also learned about the <a href=\"http:\/\/crave.cnet.com\/8301-1_105-11056-1.html\" target=\"_blank\">Blessed Virgin Mary USB stick<\/a> that says &quot;Oh Maria keep my data safe.&quot;<\/p>\n<p class=\"blog\">Via <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.engadget.com\/%7Er\/weblogsinc\/engadget\/%7E3\/169220825\/\" target=\"_blank\">Engadget<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that we are Christian by our junk. This MP3 player with Two Color LCD display, built in mic and speaker, and FM radio is available from ChinaVision in&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}