{"id":3358,"date":"2007-10-05T23:10:46","date_gmt":"2007-10-06T04:10:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost:8888\/2007\/10\/05\/sad-but-funny\/"},"modified":"2007-10-05T23:10:46","modified_gmt":"2007-10-06T04:10:46","slug":"sad-but-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2007\/10\/sad-but-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Sad, but funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

A reader sent me a link to a parody song based on the recent story of the Nun fight in Italy<\/a> that occurred among three nuns in a Convent to be closed.<\/p>\n

You can listen to the actual song here<\/a> and the following are the lyrics.<\/p>\n

Ladies and gentlemen
\nWe present our title bout for the evening<\/p>\n

In this corner
\nWeighing in at one hundred and fourteen pounds
\nBy way of the Sisters of Our Lady of the Immaculate Right Cross
\nWith a record of 23 and 1, with 15 knockouts, three TKOs, two decisions, three conversions and one exorcism
\n"The High Priestess of Penance"
\n"The Pounding Penguin"
\n"The Assassin of the Passion"
\n"The Stinging Nun"
\nAnd "The Roman Catholic Wrecking Ball"
\nFrom Dublin, Ireland,
\nSister Mary Catherine “The Habit Breaker” Inviolata<\/p>\n

And in this corner
\nWeighing in at an even 82 pounds
\nBy way of the Order of St. Adelaide of Perpetual Confrontation
\nWith a record of 66 and 6, with one disqualification for using a ruler
\n"The Vatican Vixen"
\n"The Pontiff’s Pitbull"
\n"The Original Sinner"
\n"The Homicidal Bride of Christ"
\n"The Assaulter from the Altar"
\n"The Nundertaker"
\nAnd "The Mother Superior of Kicking Posterior"
\nFrom Mexico City,
\nSister Maria Teresa Garcia Graziela Aguilera Delgado Francisco Diego Arroyo Inigo Montoya Zapata Paquito El Guapo Abuelita de la “Boom Boom” Mendoza<\/p>\n

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti<\/p>\n

Now let’s get ready to rumble…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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