Since Bishop George Lucas has been appointed to the Diocese of Omaha you know I couldn’t resist some Star Wars’ tie ins. I started out making some on Twitter and others added their own.<\/p>\n
Re: new bishop in Omaha. Do I go for the easy Star Wars joke? Naw. I’m sure @CurtJester beat me to it. \ud83d\ude09 @bettnett<\/a><\/p>\n Well actually Dom’s tweet was how I found out. But he does know me well as far as intent.<\/p>\n I hope he won’t be writing any dialogue for the liturgy.<\/p>\n As much as I love Yoda please don’t assign him to the Vox Clara committee for the English translations of liturgical texts. “Ended, the mass is”<\/p>\n It would be awesome if he had a pastoral staff\/light sabre.<\/p>\n If Ja Ja Binks gets appointed as Auxiliary Bishop the Papal Nuncio will be going to detox.<\/p>\n His catch phrase is “Use the GIRM!”<\/p>\n His favorite Gospel is the Gospel of Luke <\/p>\n His first pastoral letter will be on bioethics & titled “Attack of the Clones”. @jasongennaro<\/a> <\/p>\n I hope Bp. George Lucas attacks the (Culture of) Death Star as successfully as Skywalker did in Ep 4. @DenverGregg<\/a><\/p>\n “Bishop George Lucas tells everyone that he is their Father. @geek<\/a><\/p>\n He will rename them the Jedi Knights of Columbus. @vjmorton<\/a><\/p>\n the nun’s habits in the diocese will now have large black earpieces on either side @vjmorton<\/a><\/p>\n The THX sound at the beginning of Mass is a bit much. Still better than announcements. @joemarier<\/a><\/p>\n ‘May the Force be with you’ … ‘And also with you’ @jordanhenderson<\/a><\/p>\n I wonder how many times he’s said tongue in cheek, “I find your lack of faith disturbing. @catholiclawyer<\/a><\/p>\n