{"id":15218,"date":"2015-07-22T18:59:36","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T22:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=15218"},"modified":"2015-07-22T19:02:48","modified_gmt":"2015-07-22T23:02:48","slug":"oh-lord-wont-you-buy-me-a-lamborghini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2015\/07\/oh-lord-wont-you-buy-me-a-lamborghini\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a Lamborghini?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Lamborghini<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a Lamborghini?<br \/>\nMy friends all rend babies, with parts so many.<br \/>\nWorked here all my lifetime, abortion debris.<br \/>\nSo Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a Lamborghini?<\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a manual vacuum aspirator?<br \/>\nLess crunchy procedures so that I can make more.<br \/>\nI wait for delivery each day until four,<br \/>\nSo oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a manual vacuum aspirators?<\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a ultrasound machine?<br \/>\nI\u2019m counting on you, Lord, not crush organs unseen.<br \/>\nProve that you love me and don\u2019t make a scene,<br \/>\nOh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me an ultrasound machine?<\/p>\n<p>Everybody!<\/p>\n<p>Oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a Lamborghini?<br \/>\nMy friends all rend babies, with parts so many.<br \/>\nWorked here all my lifetime, abortion debris.<br \/>\nSo Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a Lamborghini?<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s it!<\/p>\n<p>(With apologies to Jani Joplin, Michael McClure, and Bob Neuwirth)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2015\/07\/21\/second-video-of-planned-parenthoods-baby-organ-trafficking-scheme-surfaces\/\">News story on 2nd Planned Parenthood video<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lamborghini Oh Lord, won\u2019t you buy me a Lamborghini? My friends all rend babies, with parts so many. Worked here all my lifetime, abortion debris. So Lord, won\u2019t you buy&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-song-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15218"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15220,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15218\/revisions\/15220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}