{"id":12254,"date":"2012-03-22T17:41:23","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T21:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=12254"},"modified":"2012-03-22T17:41:23","modified_gmt":"2012-03-22T21:41:23","slug":"why-christian-produced-movies-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2012\/03\/why-christian-produced-movies-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Christian produced movies suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Barbara Nicolosi was forward this request for a screenwriter that she labeled offensive:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The person (or persons) we are looking for needs to able to take what we have and mold it into 100 pages of a screenplay similar to to feel of Liar Liar and Groundhog Day, with major elements of Fireproof and Courageous mixed in. (If you don&#8217;t know what Fireproof or Courageous are, please do not apply for this job). This is a paid position, but please keep in mind this is an independent project with a very limited budget. We are also not associated with the WGA so we require an independent writer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yikes!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Our team is spread out throughout the country, but you will mostly be working with with our producer in [somewhere far from the hub of moviemaking]. This can be done over Skype or Google.<\/p>\n<p>Requirements for this job:<br \/>\n1. Have written at least 3 full length screenplays, and are proficient at all screenwriting formatting and industry standards of screenwriting<br \/>\n2. You are a writer who uses and believes in &#8220;The Hero&#8217;s Journey&#8221;<br \/>\n3. <strong>You know, and have seen Fireproof and Courageous<\/strong><br \/>\n4. You are an expert at using Final Draft<br \/>\n5. You have collaborated on screenplays with other people before<br \/>\n6. You are willing to work for less than you would normally get paid<br \/>\n7. You know how to write comedies and family films<br \/>\n8. You are a Christian<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now Fireproof and Courageous really can be provided as examples.  Examples that well-meaning is not enough.  That having dominant Christian themes is not enough.  While Sherwood Pictures&#8217; movies have progressively gotten better &#8212; they still have a long way to go. People often allude to Chesterton&#8217;s &#8220;If it&#8217;s worth doing, it&#8217;w worth doing badly&#8221; which Christian filmmakers have apparently taken to heart.  But the context of Chesterton&#8217;s quote was a defense of hobbies and does not apply here. Now I don&#8217;t want to pile on Sherwood pictures, but their director is David Evans \u2014 an optometrist whose previous show business experience was producing his church&#8217;s annual Easter Passion play.  Now surely there is such a thing as the talented amateur, but even they have to bust their chops a bit to grow in their art.<\/p>\n<p>Now the job requirements could be fixed a bit if they used instead of &#8220;You know, and have seen Fireproof and Courageous&#8221; and requested &#8220;You know, and have seen Fireproof and Courageous and understand their flaws and how they could be improved.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>You also get what you pay for and if you can&#8217;t hire a writer at the normal salary you are going to have a problem. Sure many Christians do decide to take a lower salary than what the market can bear when working with Christian organizations unless <a href=\"http:\/\/usnews.msnbc.msn.com\/_news\/2012\/03\/21\/10798101-spirit-of-giving-boston-archdiocese-defends-six-figure-salaries-for-top-church-employees\">apparently you work for the Archdiocese of Boston<\/a> (though all things being equal I don&#8217;t have a problem with paying people what their skills are worth). But it&#8217;s the whole mindset of getting a bunch of amateurs together for a film &#8220;worthwhile&#8221; project that is problematic.  You end up with celluloid or whatever digital medium that is the artistic equivalent of a plastic dashboard Jesus.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/churchofthemasses.blogspot.com\/2012\/03\/no-actually-you-dont-want-screenwriter.html\">Barbara has a nice set of snarky responses to this request<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barbara Nicolosi was forward this request for a screenwriter that she labeled offensive: The person (or persons) we are looking for needs to able to take what we have and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-punditry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12254"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12254\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12255,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12254\/revisions\/12255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}