{"id":11573,"date":"2011-08-24T17:50:56","date_gmt":"2011-08-24T21:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=11573"},"modified":"2011-08-24T17:54:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-24T21:54:06","slug":"father-i-suspect-you-are-not-drunk-with-the-holy-spirit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2011\/08\/father-i-suspect-you-are-not-drunk-with-the-holy-spirit\/","title":{"rendered":"Father I suspect you are not drunk with the Holy Spirit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is the recent news story about the Sacramento priest <a href=\"http:\/\/thestir.cafemom.com\/in_the_news\/124941\/drunk_priests_shouldnt_be_allowed\" target=\"_blank\">who showed up a a baptism drunk<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>He was subsequently suspended while the diocese looks into what happened.  I think it was all a terrible misunderstanding.  I imagine this is what really happened.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Church Secretary<\/strong>: Father, will you be available Saturday to come in to dunk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Father<\/strong>: Well, okay.<\/p>\n<p>Just a simple misunderstanding and maybe time for a hearing test.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is the recent news story about the Sacramento priest who showed up a a baptism drunk. He was subsequently suspended while the diocese looks into what happened. I think&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11573"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11575,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11573\/revisions\/11575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}