{"id":10682,"date":"2010-08-18T19:18:23","date_gmt":"2010-08-18T23:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/?p=10682"},"modified":"2010-08-18T19:20:25","modified_gmt":"2010-08-18T23:20:25","slug":"shocking-result-of-judge-vaughn-walkers-ruling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/2010\/08\/shocking-result-of-judge-vaughn-walkers-ruling\/","title":{"rendered":"Shocking result of  Judge Vaughn Walker&#8217;s ruling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Roto Reuters) SAN FRANCISCO &#8211; \u00a0More fallout continues from Judge Vaughn Walker overturning of California&#8217;s Proposition 8 on grounds that it was unconstitutional. \u00a0While the legal case will continue on in the courts a surprising side effect of this ruling is starting to cause consternation among homosexuals. Increasing reports are coming in concerning a very surprising turn of events which is currently being investigated.<\/p>\n<p>Judge Walker&#8217;s ruling has apparently rendered homosexual couples wanting to get married capable of marriage. \u00a0The biological mechanics of how this has happened is being looked into by researchers at Northridge\u00a0Hospital Medical Center. \u00a0Apparently within days of this ruling multiple homosexual partners started complaining of pains suspiciously similar to morning sickness. \u00a0It was apparently considered a hoax by hospital staff when CT scans revealed female reproductive organs in one of the male partners from a homosexual couple. \u00a0With multiple occurrences of this being reported by hospitals throughout California it is now shown not to be a hoax, but that some males in a gay relationship had indeed developed reproductive organs that had started growing on the day of Judge Walker&#8217;s ruling. \u00a0It has also been confirmed that these men were indeed suffering from morning sickness and were actually pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>The large number of these cases and the shock from these men threw out suspicion that they were simply women with sex change operations due to gender identity. \u00a0Medical researches are still trying to determine why it is that only one person from such a relationship would develop what is now being called Sudden Complementary Reproduction Capability Syndrome. \u00a0SCRCS also effects Lesbian couples who swear they have not used artificial insemination and yet one women in the relationship pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>Some gay couples are outraged by Judge Walkers decision that rendered them capable both the unitive and procreative aspects of marriage by giving them complementary reproductive equipment against their will. \u00a0Many are upset about the idea that homosexual marriage will actually mean raising children other than by adopting the offspring of heterosexuals. \u00a0Joe Smether of South Bay said &#8220;I am glad that gay activists have often united with pro-choice activists in the past so that we can get abortions to keep our marriages sterile.&#8221; \u00a0Others are seeking contraceptives \u00a0to render sterile once again what once was a sterile act between a homosexual couple.<\/p>\n<p>Legal scholars are looking at the physical repercussions of this. \u00a0While in the past and present many rulings have gone against common sense and natural biology, this is the first ruling that caused a physical change to follow the law. \u00a0Observer are carefully following other rulings to see if there are any other similar effects and whether judges have evolved beyond law interpretation\/activism to the more god-like powers many thought they already had. \u00a0Politicians in the nations capitol are also following this result closely and hoping the latest CAFE standards actually causing scientists to make breakthroughs in physics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Roto Reuters) SAN FRANCISCO &#8211; \u00a0More fallout continues from Judge Vaughn Walker overturning of California&#8217;s Proposition 8 on grounds that it was unconstitutional. \u00a0While the legal case will continue on&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parody"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10682"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10684,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10682\/revisions\/10684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}