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Hi I am Father Steve and I am here to make your shopping at The Rome Depot a blessed experience. Here at The Rome Depot - prices are so low you will feel like going to confession for stealing!

All of our staff are professional and will greet you with a smile and a immaculate reception.

Whether you have been there from the cradle or are a convert we have shelves and shelves of everything you need to piously outfit yourself and your house.

From Alpha to Omega, if we don't have it we will order it.

It's Saturday afternoon and time for a visit to the ultimate religious-goods superstore! Garden saints, church furniture, scapulars and chaplets, habits old and new, high style and low kitsch: everything you could possibly spend money on for the glory of God, all under one enormous roof:

Check our our daily specials below.
Sacramental Destruction Systems
Do you still have palm branches from an Easter Mass 20 years ago and just don't think it is right to just toss them in the garbage. Do you have drawers full of worn out scapulars?

Normally blessed items should either be burned or buried to be properly disposed.

For big jobs we have the RD-500 Sacramental Flame Thrower. It is both fun and fast to dispose of your sacramentals. $349.99 while supplies last.

If you live in an apartment or somewhere with limited space the try the RD-250 propane sacrament elimination system safe for indoor use.

RD-250
$99
Construction Supplies
Do you have a small or big construction project and want your cement to be pious also. Introducing new Convert Cement which is made from sediment dredged from the Tiber River. Great for driveway construction so that every time you come home you will be crossing the Tiber.

$12.99
Entry Doors
Adore Door

This double reinforced steel entry door will give you all the protection that you need. This door will not only protect you against hurricanes and other storms, with the embedded St. Benedicts' medal it may also help to protect you from spiritual forces such as Satan (void where prohibited).

On the arms of the cross are the initial letters of a rhythmic Latin prayer: Crux sacra sit mihi lux! Nunquam draco sit mihi dux! (May the holy cross be my light! May the dragon never be my guide!).





Models starting at $199.
Hand Tools
Maccabee

For that pious do-if-your-selfer this is the prefect gift. This is quite frankly the most Pious Over Devotional (POD) hammer that we have ever had in our inventory. With every nail you drive in using the Jesus Hammer you can remember that your sins drove nails into Jesus.

$29.99
Reading Supplies
Whether you are a closet Dominican or a full fledge book addict - we have just the books for you. Including Bibles, Catechisms, Spiritual Reading, Holy Cards, and Prayer Booklets. Each store has two full aisles reaching to the ceiling. Don't forget to stop by the bookshelf aisle for all the furniture needed to maintain your addiction.
Holy Water

During Easter Mass and at other times the People are sprinkled with Holy Water (aspersion).

We have just the equipment for every need.

We have available Holy Water Sprinklers & Pots.
$490 per set.

Or to really soak down the congregation we now offer the heavy duty Holy Water Pressure Sprayer rated at 3000 psi. This will ensure that everybody in the congregation will be adequately sprinkled without you having to throw your arm out!
$679

Not limited to just the Church, this Holy Water Pressure Sprayer will have your house spiritual and physically clean in no time.
Selling your home?
You have seen those cheap foreign St. Joseph Statue Kits for selling your home in other Catholic Book stores. But why do things only with half measures? Our kits comes with a full 5' foot statue of St. Joseph and a coupon to rent one of our post hole diggers. You will have St. Joseph buried upside down in no time and interceding to sell your house.

$299
Equipment Rentals

Do you have some heavy lifting to do?

Then do it in style by renting our Popemobile Forklift.

The person stationed in the bubble zone can easily see in all directions to act as a safety observer.

Besides, admit it - you have always wanted to be driven down the street in a Popemobile waving at passerbys.

*Mitre not included
Workshops

Besides all the supplies and equipment you need we also offer you workshops to teach you how to do it yourself.

Saturday:
10:00 - 11:00 Build your own reliquaries. Learn how to custom make cases to fit those relics you have.
11:00 - 12:00 Build your own Pre Dieu. This class will have you kneeling in no time.
12:00 -   1:00 Outfitting your home chapel. Learn what are the best woods to use and what materials are best to prevent fires started by votive candles.
The Rome Depot Credit Card

Get your own Rome Depot credit card where rates are guaranteed not to be considered usury. Five percent of each purchase charged is donated to the poor.

All charges are forgiven during Jubilee Years.
(next Jubilee year 2025)

In the meantime, nonpayment could lead to excommunication.
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