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After seeing today's PPOTD at American Papist I couldn't resist.

The Catholic Church is like a box of chocolates. With 24
Catholic Churches that can be grouped into eight different
rites you can really sink your teeth into the truth.

"Reminds me of the proto-evangelium Genesis 3:15. Would you mind putting that snake on the ground for a second."

A surprise visit by Z.Z. Top thrilled youth.

Carring the cross at the WYD Mosh Pit.

I always wanted a hat like this just like my dear papa.
Should of had this when I was the doctrinal enforcer.
To a litugical dancer "Step away from the sanctuary"
See more at American Papist.

"Did anybody ever tell you that you look just like Nancy Pelosi who votes for what I call today's greatest injustice and a crime against society?"
"The ring thing is a good idea. Jesus was kissed on his cheek by Judas."
"Wait till she looks in a mirror and realizes I put lamp black on my ring."
"Darn, I knew I should have brought my novelty ring buzzer."
"No my predecessor wrote the Gospel of Life not the Gospel of Lie."
"The one thing about politicians kissing my ring is that afterwards I have to check that the ring is still there and then count my fingers."
So do you have any popcorn?
The White House is a quaint little place, you should check out my digs next time you're in Rome.
With Pope Benedict XVI with President George W. Bush together liberals throughout the world are feeling a disturbance in the force.
Pope Benedict using the new Vatican Periscope for the Barque of Peter calls out "Full speed ahead."
After reporters interpreted the Pope wearing "intentionally green" vestments in Loreto as an ecological statement the Pope challenges reporters to interpret these vestments.

Italian police officers detain an unidentified man a few minutes after Pope Benedict XVI left St. Mary Major Basilica where he celebrated the feast of the Body and Blood of Christ, in Rome, Thursday, June 7, 2007. The man started shouting and tried to enter the locked basilica. When some in the crowd began calling for police, officers quickly arrived and grabbed the muscular-looking man. Rome police said they did not immediately have any information on the details. (AP Photo/Pier Paolo Cito)
The shouted words heard by the crowd were "I must stop the Motu Proprio!"
"Pope Benedict to soften his allegedly hard line character introduces his Teddy Bear who he affectionately calls Saint Corbinian."

Pope Benedict teases the faithful after his address at the University in Pavia with a draft copy of the Motu Proprio.
American Papist is doing a updated roundup of the Pope's pastoral visit to Vigevano and Pavia.

"Pope Benedict adjusts his camauro as he prepares to crowd surf the Wednesday audience."
"The Pope pulls off his infamous Rocket J. Squirrel imitation."

Pope Benedict XVI and the Blessed Virgin Mary engage in a blink off. My moneys on Mary.
Pope Benedict XVI being the Vicar of Christ demonstrates one of his
powers of turning things "white as snow" - a task normally performed
only during confession. Several young men were surprised to find their
hair turned white and two nuns turned into apparent Dominicans were
the effects of this demonstration.




























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