Pro-choice Dolphins
New evidence has been compiled by
marine scientists that prove the normally placid dolphin is capable of
brutal attacks both on innocent fellow marine mammals and, more
disturbingly, on its own kind.
Film taken of gangs of dolphins repeatedly ramming baby porpoises,
tossing them in the air and pursuing them to the death has solved a
long-term mystery of what causes the death of so many of these harmless
mammals - but has left animal experts baffled as to the motive.
Another mystery is that the animal 'murders' have only been reported in
two parts of the world - along Scotland's East Coast and in America off
the beaches of Virginia, where even more alarmingly, the victims were
scores of the dolphins' own young.
Surely it is because Planned Parenthood has opened up new chapters for Dolphins off of Virginia and Scotland. Never mind the fact that the U.S. Military were originally blamed for this.
Dolphins need a spiritual awakening and I would recommend my book The Porpoise Driven Life.
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I greatly enjoyed your THE PORPOISE DRIVEN LIFE, Jeff.
Chapter 3 was my favorite: SAN DIEGO IS SPANISH FOR A WHALE'S VAGINA.
That's not just abortion, that's infanticide! PP should take note
Ahh.. the Planned Parenthood Porpoises. Sounds like they have a new mascot. How about a graphic to go along with it?
Maybe someone should test the waters in those two locations - for hormones perhaps?
No doubt there will be New Age Feminist types who will take this as a claim that dolphins are somehow "superior" to we pro-life humans...
Now I'm getting an image of Pope Benedict setting sail in the Barque of St. Peter, ala Don Bosco, going out to preach to the dolphins. "Dear brozhers und sisters under the sea..." I need help.
Just got the birth announcement of a new Catholic publisher due to bring forth a promising response to the "Purpose Driven Life" this spring! Currently taking submissions, too.
Check out www.logosinstitute.org!
The "Porpoise" reminded me how much I'd like to have a book discussion group on an alternative to Rick Warren's book, whose title (though the book has its merits) makes me want to throw the book in the river.
inspired by amy:
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