Dutch BIble Belt

Just 90 minutes' drive from the temptations of Amsterdam is a village so devout that swearing is banned, women refuse to wear trousers and the bank machine does not dispense cash on a Sunday.

The Netherlands, best known abroad for its liberal policies on sex, drugs and homosexuality, is also home to a Protestant "Bible Belt" mapped out by villages such as Staphorst.

Now a small political party long associated with the Bible Belt, the Christen Unie (United Christians or CU), is benefiting from a surge of support outside its rural heartland triggered by nostalgia for a more moral, compassionate society.

After almost doubling its vote in last November's general election to 4 per cent, the CU has become the kingmaker in the Netherlands' new centrist coalition government, a feat unthinkable at the time of the previous election in 2003.

Wow they even let ATM machines observe the Lord's Day. For six days they worked and on the seventh day they stopped dispensing cash. The Sabbath was made for ATM, not ATM for the Sabbath. If you try to draw cash on Sunday the screen calls you a Pagan and shreds your bank card.

Here is a previous parody I did on Bible Belts.

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