The Da Vinci Tomb
New York, NY (Roto Reuters) Director James Cameron new documentary on the Discovery Channel called "The Lost Tomb of Christ" is causing quite a stir in certain quarters. New York City resident Joe Templer is quite up in arms about this blatant attack on his faith and the faith of millions. "This claim that Mary Magdalene is buried in a tomb in Jerusalem is crazy. Everybody knows that she is really buried in the Louvre Museum in Paris." Joe Templer is not alone in his anger, many fans of the Da Vinci Code are up in arms about this claim of finding Mary Magdalene's bones. Another city resident Jean Priory is also upset about this new documentary that is getting so much attention on shows like Larry King Live and the morning news shows. "The idea that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child named Joshua is quite laughable. They certainly never had a son, but a daughter named Sarah. This is a direct attack on the Sacred Feminine. Why is he trying to eliminate our faith in the mystical power of the earth and mother goddess? Shame on you James Cameron."
Fans of The Da Vinci Code nationwide are quite disappointed by the media. After all the favorable attention given to Dan Brown and The Da Vinci Code in the media they feel betrayed by the media then jumping on the bandwagon with this anti-Da Vinci Code propaganda. Bill Donny Hue of the Da Vinci Code League issued a statement declaring "How dare James Cameron promote this un-historical travesty. Mr. Cameron admits “I’m not a theologist. I’m not an archaeologist. I’m a documentary film maker,” are we to believe him or a symbologist. Obviously making one of the most popular books trumps directing one of the most popular movies. What's next for Mr. Cameron is he going to do a documentary on Priory of Sion claiming it is a hoax? How dare he play fast and loose with the facts. He should instead imitate the critical research efforts of Dan Brown."
The complaint about the documentary have not been limited to just the United States. Tour operators in Paris and England are quite distraught about the economic impact on the Da Vinci Code tourism industry if this myth of Mary Magdalene being buried in Jerusalem becomes accepted.
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You ARE joking. It could have been fun if they found the bones of Mohd. or something.
Unfortunately, this is no joke. There is actually a man claiming to have found the bodies of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, their child (sounding familiar), and others. All I have to say is, give me a break! Anything to keep the "I-can't-wait-until-Christianity-is-proven-for-the-joke-it-is" people happy.
It's a sad day for science, as many scientists are losing their objectivity and headed towards sensationalism.
Very funny.
I think we can trust these scientists. After all, they proved Global Warming! (sarcasm)
ROFL nice
Actually they DID find a 1500 year tomb in Arabia labeled "Mohammed". Unfortunately the media is mum about its implication.
The Curt Jester strikes again! Personally, I think Mr. Brown (embarrassed by his beating at the hands of true historians) has gone underground and left the Jesus-Mary Mag Rag Industry to Discovery. But as long as the Discovery Channel has declared themselves the flagship of faulty history, Fighting Irish Thomas has some ideas for future docu-soap operas ...
my beautiful lord jesus is being slapped by mr cameroon then slapped again by mr simcha jacobovici.
Jesus said to his disciples:
“To you who hear I say,
love your enemies, do good to those who hate you,
bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
To the person who strikes you on one cheek,
offer the other one as well,(Lk 6:27)
So mr cameroon and jacobovici you must be very happy now full of relief. you slapped jesus yet you get famour and glory. that's the GOOD LORD.
if you guys are so free why not travel to holland to do a small help for theo van gogh to continue filming "SUBMISSION" or you can produce your own movie perhaps i say a movie based on true story. a story about Mohammad and war... do not worry is only based on true story or a fiction also can ... i forward to this true story ok james cameroon. we are waiting ok. "terminator will protect you"
Mel Gibson we loved you, you showed the world how sinful we are. how sorry we are.